Ask a Former Drunk: It's Time to Talk About Alcohol and Sex
“Ask a Former Drunk” is a five-part advice series running on Tuesdays. Read the last installment here.
Ask a Former Drunk: How the Hell Am I Going to Stand Being Around My Friends When I'm Sober?
“Ask a Former Drunk” is a five-part advice series running on Tuesdays. Read last week’s installment here.
Ask a Former Drunk: How Do I Keep My Sobriety From Being the Thing That Defines Me?
“Ask a Former Drunk” is a five-part advice series running on Tuesdays. Read last week’s installment here.
Drunk Guy Loses Big-Ass Ring At The Club
Lesson: Don’t go to the club without making sure you’ve insured all your valuables. Or, don’t bring items you need to insure to the club.
Sarah Hepola's Blackout, For the Girls That Didn't Want to Be Protected
Much is made of the therapeutically self-limiting idea that society is colluding to make young women vulnerable; not enough is made of the odds that a girl will respond to bullshit by coming up tough. Female grit is believed to be rare and loud and somewhat mythological when it’s just as often the opposite, and the…
How To Stay Cool and Calm When Your Power Goes Out
Thanks to either global climate change or an angry Satan turning up the thermostat in Hell, it's been hotter than a leather corseted scrotum outside in most of the country. And as everything gets intolerably hot, people are retreating to their enclosed indoor spaces and cranked up the air conditioning. This uses a lot…
Have you hear Britney's new song "Why Should I Be Sad"? Produced by Pharrell, the track's lyrics are clearly about KFed: "They couldn't believe I did it/ But I was so committed... Thought I'd be plenty for you." Plus revelations like: "My friends said you would play me" and "I sent you to Vegas with a pocket full of…
