Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female Comedian

That thing called A Chris Brown that crawled out of the bottom of a septic tank in 1989 has deleted his Twitter after a particularly nasty showdown with a comedian named Jenny Johnson, which began like this. » 11/26/12 9:00am 11/26/12 9:00am

and visited UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles to discuss harvesting her eggs for a surrogate…

Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!

The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to contend with "something pretty gigantic" (LOLOLOL pun). It appears that there's actually video of the Prince partying… » 8/28/12 9:00am 8/28/12 9:00am

Jonah Hill Saw A Woman In Labor on a Park Bench And Tried To Instagram…

Sometimes "news" really just means "a conflagration of bizarre, seemingly-unrelated events that would seem more appropriate in a P.T. Anderson movie than they do in actual life," and this is one of those times. A woman went into the late stages of labor on a park bench in New York, and the paramedics were already on… » 8/11/12 11:30am 8/11/12 11:30am

Zooey Deschanel Hosts a Manic Pixie Dream Girl Contest

Unfortunately, Zooey Deschanel's first SNL outing got trampled under the stampede of Whitney Houston news, but the show did feature some funny sketches (as well as a Nicolas Cage cameo), including a talk show devoted to those celebrities most revered for their occasionally endearing but usually irritating facial tics,… » 2/12/12 6:30pm 2/12/12 6:30pm