Man Sues Ex Over Her Obsession With Snoopy Plush Toy

No relationship is perfect. All of us have our quirks (for instance, I can't eat a burrito unless I have found the perfect show to watch on TV) and, for the most part, our partners have to learn to accept our special ways of doing things in the same way we have to accept theirs (my partner eats pizza with a fork like… » 4/13/14 3:00pm 4/13/14 3:00pm

Longtime Church Puppeteer Arrested For Harboring Fantasies of…

An international child porn crackdown that's led to 40 arrests in six countries has uncovered a particularly gruesome stateside correspondence out of Florida, our nation's unofficial Sensational Headline Generator™. A 57-year-old man named Ronald William Brown, who has worked as a Christian-interest puppeteer and… » 7/28/12 3:00pm 7/28/12 3:00pm

Suspected Virginia Butt-Slasher Flees to Peru

For a good portion of 2011, Northern Virginia was paralyzed in fear of a man who had made a habit of sneaking up behind unsuspecting shoppers in area malls and slashing their posteriors with box cutters and razors. His shenanigans continued unabated for months, until authorities identified the man as Johnny Guillen… » 12/29/11 2:20pm 12/29/11 2:20pm

Couldn't We All Benefit From A Week At Dominatrix School?

Wounded? Beaten-down? Wallowing in the sad acceptance of the irreversibility of your own vulnerability? Sick of those Socratic shower-time inner dialogues wherein you once again talk yourself into coming to terms with the fact that he is a cowardly scum who is, you know, why not just say it, not that into you?? Well!… » 3/05/08 1:30pm 3/05/08 1:30pm