Donald Trump Continues to Be His Own Best Parody in Stephen Colbert Interview 

Brand new Late Show host Stephen Colbert hosted Donald Trump last night, the presidential candidate America richly deserves. His ideas continue to be highly sophisticated: Build a “great, beautiful” wall between the U.S. and Mexico with a “beautiful big, fat door” in it. Make Mexico pay for it. Make it a “serious… »9/23/15 9:55am9/23/15 9:55am


Ben Carson: 'I Would Not Advocate That We Put a Muslim in Charge of This Nation'

During on an appearance on NBC’s Meet the Press, Republican primary candidate Ben Carson said that he would not support a Muslim as President of the United States. “I would not advocate that we put a Muslim in charge of this nation,” Carson said during the interview, “I absolutely would not agree with that.” He added… »9/20/15 1:45pm9/20/15 1:45pm

Birther Convention Cancelled Because Not Enough Idjits Believe the President Was Born in Kenya

It was supposed to be the biggest, most important summit of great American minds since the Constitutional Convention. It was destined to make the Royal Swedish Academy of Science's Nobel Prize announcement look like the final day of Burning Man. But it wasn't meant to be. The world wasn't ready, our minds aren't… »9/12/12 4:30pm9/12/12 4:30pm

Batshit Birther Orly Taitz's Run for Senate Fails Spectacularly

Remember Orly Taitz? She's awesomely terrible for a number of reasons. First, her names ORLY, like the thing the incredulous owl on the internets say whilst tilting their heads adorably sideways. Second, she's a birther. The queen birther, maybe, who is famous only for her incredible ability to insist that Barack… »6/06/12 10:50am6/06/12 10:50am

Jackass Congressman Says Obama Is Not an American 'in His Heart'

Oh, Congress, it's a miracle that you even manage to conduct any business, given that you're filled with so many idiots who seem to spend every waking moment decided who is and is not American enough to meet their high patriotic standards. Case in point: Rep. Mike Coffman of Colorado. During a recent fundraiser he… »5/18/12 9:30am5/18/12 9:30am

Nutjobs Rally Around 'Barack Obama Was Totally Going to Murder Chelsea Clinton' Conspiracy Theory

A paranoid series of Tweets from Fox News anchor Heather Childers yesterday introduced much of America to the newest, shiniest Our Black President Must Be Blackly Breaking the Law conspiracy theory: according to the deluded ramblings of a birther blog, while locked in a heated primary battle with Obama, Bill and… »4/04/12 10:40am4/04/12 10:40am

CNN Calls Out Donald Trump On His Birther Bullshit

As ridiculous as Donald Trump's claims may be regarding President Obama's birth certificate and what his "hired investigators" are finding in Hawaii, the issue is just not dying down. So, in a two-episode series airing this week, AC360 is serving as a sort of by sending their own team of investigative… »4/26/11 11:45am4/26/11 11:45am

Joy Behar Perfectly Executes Bitchy Comment Toward Elisabeth Hasselbeck

This morning on The View, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in reference to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the… »4/25/11 12:05pm4/25/11 12:05pm

Paternity Case Challenges Legal Assumption That Wives Don't Cheat

A 59-year-old New York woman's effort to remove her father's name from her birth certificate could reshape an outdated presumption in American law that the children born to married women are always their husband's. Nina Viola Montepagani says she always had doubts about who her father was, but the story of her… »4/17/11 9:18pm4/17/11 9:18pm