Birthers Want To See Obama's Penis

Birthers have now decided that what makes a person a true, blue, red-blooded American is not the color of your complexion but how much foreskin you have. » 8/25/09 10:00am 8/25/09 10:00am

Chuck Norris Falls Victim To Pathetic Political Pandemic

Today, Gawker's Alex Pareene and I mourn the passing of American action star Chuck Norris's brain, which has been infected with and ravaged by a scary sickness. R.I.P. Chuck! In happier news: Did we mention it's President Obama's birthday today? » 8/04/09 10:00am 8/04/09 10:00am