Leonardo DiCaprio, he of the preternaturally youthful face, this weekend overcame the many ageist barriers facing men when he celebrated his birthday with Kanye West, 2 Chainz (who described DiCaprio as his "brother") and Q-Tip – all while wearing a newsboy cap. Gangs of New York 2: Rap Edition anyone? Read… 11/11/13 12:20pm 11/11/13 12:20pm

Tuesday was Kris Jenner's birthday. Happy Birthday Kris Jenner! The Kardashian/Jenner Family matriarch apparently celebrated her birthday not by eating her young in an effort to stay youthful forever, but but consuming cupcakes decorated with her own floating head. She was also showered with love by her offspring, in a … Read… 11/06/13 2:20pm 11/06/13 2:20pm

John Cleese turns 74 today, which is great because it gives us all an excuse to enjoy this clip from the Life of Brian and contemplate all the wonderful things the Romans have done for us. Discuss… 10/27/13 6:30pm 10/27/13 6:30pm

A young white Australian woman turned 21 and decided to have an "African" themed birthday party. After the festivities, she posted photos to Facebook. Ignorance, insensitivity and racism ahoy! Read… 10/21/13 4:30pm 10/21/13 4:30pm

Once you become an adult with a job and bills and maybe other people sucking at your literal or metaphorical teat for sustenance, your birthday stops becoming a big deal. Or it should stop becoming a big deal, unless you’re some sort of ego maniac who has to tell strangers at the grocery store, “Hey, see this cake… Read… 6/09/13 2:30pm 6/09/13 2:30pm

Today, Elizabeth Banks turns 39, and we temporarily forgive her for this terrible, reductive-sounding CBS pilot. Not just because of her birthday, but because she's going to be in Secretary director Steven Shainberg's next fetish/love flick The Big Shoe. And also because she's adorable singing with Reggie Watts,… Read… 2/10/13 6:30pm 2/10/13 6:30pm

Don't feel like watching Joe Flacco mouth breathe into his helmet this Super Bowl Sunday? That's just fine by Gertrude Stein's ghost, who'd much rather you buy her a birthday cake, mute your television, and join her in critiquing the aesthetic shortcomings of contemporary advertising. Who knows? Maybe she'll take a… Discuss… 2/03/13 6:30pm 2/03/13 6:30pm

Judi Dench turns 78 today, and although she's been in a boatload of Shakespeare plays and Bond movies, perhaps her most idiosyncratic accomplishment was bringing a pet fish back from the dead. Discuss… 12/09/12 6:45pm 12/09/12 6:45pm

The night mostly belongs to Coco Chanel, but also a little bit to Bill Clinton, since it's his birthday, too. In other words, if this night were a pie, Coco Chanel would get pretty much all of it and Bill Clinton would get that first "test piece" whose crust gets left behind in the pan. Discuss… 8/19/12 6:30pm 8/19/12 6:30pm

Sure, it's America's birthday, but did you know that it's also Malia Obama's birthday? Well, it is, and she's turning 14. FOURTEEN? It seems like just yesterday that she was a little girl on the campaign trail with her family, and now she's turned into an amazingly poised teenager. We looked away for, like, one second, … Discuss… 7/04/12 11:15pm 7/04/12 11:15pm

It's Cher's birthday! Oh, and something's happening with the Sun, probably it's sudden death as a life-granting star or whatever. Enjoy the rest of what might be our last night on Earth, appropriately enough, a Sunday. Discuss… 5/20/12 6:30pm 5/20/12 6:30pm

Kickstarter is very useful for many people of all stripes, but there is a line that must be drawn somewhere to determine what is worthy of crowdsourced funding and what is just asinine. Fortunately, one woman from Brooklyn has come along and shown us exactly where that line should be placed. Meet Jessi, a 33-year-old… Read… 4/12/12 10:40am 4/12/12 10:40am

Today is Betty White's 90th birthday, and NBC aired "A Tribute to America's Golden Girl" last night in her honor. As part of the festivities, our nation's charmer-in-chief, Barack Obama, sent a heart-melting and hilarious video greeting in which he says he doesn't believe she could possibly be 90 and asks to see her… Read… 1/17/12 9:15pm 1/17/12 9:15pm

Things are never that serene inside a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, what with all the overstimulated children running around and all, but things got especially wild at a Chuck E. Cheese in Dearborn, Michigan, yesterday when a brawl broke out during a birthday party. Read… 1/16/12 9:25pm 1/16/12 9:25pm

What are your plans for today? If you said, "having sex," then you've got lots of company. (Although hopefully you're not doing it right this second. You don't want to be rude!) It turns out that the period between Christmas and New Year's Day is a time when a huge amount of babies are conceived. A study found that 9… Read… 12/29/11 6:30pm 12/29/11 6:30pm

Ann Coulter turns 50 today! We didn't get her a gift since she's basically the worst, but Snakkle.com has put together a slideshow of Coulter's different looks throughout the years, coupled with some of her most notable quotes, such as, "Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the… Discuss… 12/08/11 10:16pm 12/08/11 10:16pm

Frances Bean Cobain turned 18 on Wednesday, ending her custody dispute with Courtney Love. Her mom marked the occasion with an incoherent 35-Tweet rant yesterday, sharing Frances' financial information, calling her a "desperate" sell out, and declaring she loves her. Read… 8/20/10 1:20pm 8/20/10 1:20pm

Switzerland's Evil Clown service lets parents hire clowns to stalk their children for a week with threatening texts and calls. If the child avoids getting hit in the face with cake, they get it as a birthday present. [Metro.co.uk] Discuss… 4/14/10 6:30pm 4/14/10 6:30pm

Sasha Obama, in London with mom and Malia. is celebrating her 8th birthday today. Read… 6/10/09 2:20pm 6/10/09 2:20pm