Last night Kristen Bell and Fred Armisen hosted the Independent Spirit Awards. They kicked off the show with this spoof of Birdman. Bell puffs on cigarettes while Armisen ponders the meaningless of hosting a minor awards show.There's also a nice cameo by Bill Hader as Birdman director Alejandro González Iñárritu.
This is the epitome of #feministboredom: Emma Stone, so used to gross dudes trying to holler, so over it that she can barely muster a response to Ed Norton's D-grade come-ons. The torn-up tights are a nice touch, too.
Someone out there wants to make sure you don’t underestimate those who are wealthier than you — because people do? — like Paris Hilton. She is the G.O.A.T. of celebutante-ness and here are several declarations trolling us just to prove it.
After languidly sliming her way to court, eventually, when she felt like it, like one of those magic Death Valley sliding rocks, Lindsay Lohan has pleaded no contest to charges of reckless driving and lying to the cops. Instead of facing jail time, she'll have to complete 90 days of lockdown rehab.