You put your right foot in, you put your left leg through and you shake, shimmy and grunt it all about. No, we're not playing some fucked-up version of The Hokey Pokey; we're simply going through the arduous daily routine of putting on a chest binder. Squeezing our bodies through this tiny, Chinese-finger-trap-like…
Sure, Mitt Romney said way more infuriating things about us womenfolk during this week's presidential debate than the fact that he was presented with "binders of them." But none were more memeorable. (Get it?!?) And so we are thrilled that people are now spamming Amazon with hilarious reviews for binders (OF WOMEN).
Because the internet is faster than anything, there's already a tumblr dedicated to Mitt's binders full of women. Internet, sometimes you are the greatest and those sometimes are right now. Three-hole punch me, I'm done!