Kris Jenner and boyfriend Corey Gamble went on a double date with Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus last night because Kris Jenner is friends with everyone in Los Angeles, including any Los Angelenos currently reading this, so don’t be surprised when Kris Jenner bangs on your door this evening wondering why you haven’t left…

There are no words to describe the horror that is the video I have posted above. It reeks of awfulness. But you know you want to watch it. You know you do.

Not only has Jon "Davy Crockett" Gosselin dropped off the grid somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, there's a rumor going 'round that he just recently took a break from waiting tables to threaten a photographer with a gun after that photographer accidentally/on purpose followed him on his property. To the TMZ rumor…

Billy Ray Cyrus was scheduled to appear on Piers Morgan last night—to talk about his daughter's butt stuff, I guess—but he bailed just 15 minutes before airtime. Morgan's people released a statement about Cyrus's reasoning, which was basically "ASDADFSDLFJHDSFEWURGAUDSFHSDFNWEKRUHDSKJFJSDLFKS."

Sadly, the united front presented by Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones during their shittiest times lately has come to an end — a source claims that the two have separated. :|

In a new interview, Miley Cyrus waxed poetic about how much she loves going to strip clubs and admiring ladies' jugz. She also revealed that one of her ex-boyfriends is a gay guy. OMG MILEY UR SO BAD.

Miley Cyrus, now a child of divorce like the rest of us, posted a confrontational tweet at Billy Ray with a picture of herself with a woman later identified as Broadway actress Dylis Croman, who was in Chicago in the 2012 production that starred her dad.

While it is hardly the first time Kate Moss's tater tots come out and say 'sup y'all, her hairstylist leaked that he just wrapped Moss's nude shoot for the January issue of Playboy next year — the same month as her 40th birthday. It's also Playboy's 60th anniversary.

Remember back in February when the New York Observer's Rex Reed called Melissa McCarthy a "tractor-sized" "obese" "hippo" in his review of Identity Thief? You know, because "film criticism"? Well, McCarthy has finally responded and, of course, her attitude is fucking great.

As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…

Shrill, polarizing funnyman Zach Galifianakis just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Quinn Lundberg and the couple's already planning the nuptials for August 11th. Lundberg is the co-founder of Growing Voices, a non-profit organization that connects international donors to community-based projects.

During her interview at the Google offices, Lady Gaga declared: "I say Rebecca Black is a genius and that anybody telling her she's cheesy is full of shit." [Pop Eater]
Watch the full, one hour video of Lady Gaga at Google (in which she talks a lot about bullying) here. [Gaga Daily]

In an unusually candid interview with GQ, Billy Ray Cyrus says he blames Hannah Montana for tearing his family apart and worries that Miley Cyrus could go down the same path as Kurt Cobain, Anna Nicole Smith, and Michael Jackson. While the article is fueling another round of media hysteria about Miley's debaucherous…

We hear a lot about stage mothers, but some young stars — most recently Thora Birch — have to deal with stage dads too. And they can be even creepier.

• Dina Lohan says Lindsay is, "so upset with Gwyneth," for mocking her on Glee because, "Lindsay thought she was a friend." No word on how Linds feels about her mom's refusal to stop talking about her in the press.

Today in Tweet Beat, apparently everyone else knew about Miley's bong hit before her dad did. Plus, Coco apologizes for forgetting about Thong Thursday yesterday.

It's official: Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling are on.