Bill O'Reilly: Beyoncé Doesn't Care About Teen Pregnancy

Word of Beyonce's appearance on Time's list of the hundred most influential people has finally reached straw-boater-wearing Saturday Evening Post music critic Bill O'Reilly, and he is not pleased. He's convinced that Beyonce is most certainly not empowering and quite probably encourages teen pregnancy, especially… » 4/29/14 11:00am 4/29/14 11:00am

Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Bad for Teenage Girls

Bill O'Reilly, who — according to Bill O'Reilly — has always gone out of his way to serve underprivileged youth, is not a fan of Beyoncé's sexy jam "Partition," not because there are no references in the song to his own sexual preferences (laying a "falafel" on someone's "pussy"), but because he thinks it sets a bad… » 3/11/14 1:10pm 3/11/14 1:10pm

Bill O’Reilly Terrorized Another Female Fox News Staffer

Women might want to think twice before working for Bill O’Reilly. According to Gabriel Sherman’s new book, The Loudest Voice in the Room, the top Fox News anchor grew so enraged at a female producer after a botched segment in 2003 that, in order to defuse the situation, “a senior Fox executive” intervened and escorted… » 1/12/14 3:59pm 1/12/14 3:59pm

Colbert Sticks It to the Homeless with 'Homeless for the Holidays'

Fox News' Bill O'Reilly and John Stossel have dedicated much of the holiday season to fighting against the worthy cause of homelessness — I'm, sorry. Did I say "homelessness?" Because what I meant to say was that they've dedicated much of the holiday season to fighting against the homeless — as in the people who don't… » 12/10/13 2:20pm 12/10/13 2:20pm

Rick Santorum Uses Mandela's Death To Compare Obamacare to Apartheid

Rick Santorum threw in his two cents on Nelson Mandela's life and works yesterday when he told Bill O'Reilly that just as Mandela fought apartheid, so too does Rick Santorum fight Obamacare. Hoo boy. No. No, Rick Santorum. Obamacare is not like apartheid. That is not how analogies work. Not liking a thing doesn't… » 12/06/13 1:20pm 12/06/13 1:20pm

Bill O'Reilly Says Poor People Want Free Shit and Obama Will Give it to…

On Fox News (where else), withered old prune pundit/loofahsexual American Bill O'Reilly claims that President Obama's campaign is targeting a bunch of lazy-asses who want everything done for them. Or, you know, the alternate reading is, he's reaching out to middle class and poor folks who want their fucking slice of… » 11/06/12 9:15pm 11/06/12 9:15pm

Bill O'Reilly Is Not Thrilled That Single Women Might Decide Election

Single women are the fastest-growing voting population in the country: 55 million unmarried women will be voting in the upcoming election, and it goes without saying that they're not being courted by Romney/Ryan. When Ann Romney went off-script at the RNC to yell "I love you, women!" she later clarified that she was… » 11/03/12 6:01pm 11/03/12 6:01pm

America's Manliest Cities, Inexplicably Brought to you by Combos

Every year, Combos, "the hearty, pretzel and cracker snack made with real cheese" (that looks exactly like dog food), partners with some intrepid researchers to bring us the manliest cities in America. This year, number one is Oklahoma City, OK — up two spots from last year, congratulations guys!!! — with Columbia,… » 6/22/12 5:30pm 6/22/12 5:30pm

Great Moments in Not Knowing Shit About Birth Control

It's been a roller coaster ride of a year for women and their ladyparts, thanks in large part to people who know nothing about birth control trying to discuss the nuances of birth control. Here's a loving homage to those misguided blabbermouths muddying up the national conversation with confidently delivered… » 3/16/12 1:00pm 3/16/12 1:00pm

Bill O'Reilly Concern-Trolls Angelina Jolie's Figure

Last night on The O'Reilly Factor, host Bill O'Reilly decided to give a "reality check" about Angelina Jolie's "emaciated" figure to the media, whom he thinks "largely ignores Ms. Jolie's physical profile." Oh really, O'Reilly? Have you even ever seen a tabloid cover in the past two years? Everyone is very aware of… » 2/28/12 11:20am 2/28/12 11:20am

Adele Doesn’t Give a Fat Fuck What Karl Lagerfeld Thinks About Her Body

First Karl Lagerfeld said she was "too fat" and then he came out and apologized, saying that his words were taken out of context and he too knew the sting of being vilified for your weight in the press. But Adele has come forward to say she couldn't give a fat fuck one way or the other because she's never aspired to… » 2/09/12 9:00am 2/09/12 9:00am

Bill O'Reilly Will Not Let You Get Away with Confusing Ice T and Ice…

On last night's The O'Reilly Factor, contributor Bernie Goldberg confused the iconic rappers Ice T and Ice Cube, a gaff that becomes extra embarrassing when you realize Goldberg once spent and afternoon in Ice Cube's company. O'Reilly was quick to correct the slip, saying, "I'm a brother, man. You can't be doing… » 1/17/12 7:45pm 1/17/12 7:45pm

Nancy Grace Angrily Defends Herself to Bill O'Reilly

Even though Casey Anthony was acquitted of murdering her daughter by a Florida jury last week, Nancy Grace's post-verdict coverage on HLN has remained bombastically biased against her, causing many to wonder if Grace had finally crossed the line. She certainly didn't do much to placate her critics with an appearance… » 7/12/11 11:16am 7/12/11 11:16am

Suddenly Fox News Is A Champion Of Women's Rights?

Ever since meeting Sarah Palin—and especially now that conservative freakazoid Michele Bachmann is considering running in 2012—Fox News has taken a sudden interest in defending women from sexist, degrading remarks, developing a recent obsession with the comments Bill Maher has made about the two women. So is Fox… » 3/30/11 6:00pm 3/30/11 6:00pm