Bill Gates Thinks Beef Tendons Are the Future of Condom Technology

Condoms are a cheap, simple solution to a whole host of problems. And yet, trying to talk men worldwide into using them is worse than trying to get a sleeping bag back in its original packaging. Which is why back in March, Bill and Melinda Gates—two cool parents who just want you to know that you can come to them… » 11/21/13 6:40pm 11/21/13 6:40pm

Bill Gates Is Holding a Condom Contest

Bill Gates, super rich geek and world-class philanthropist, is putting his money where his dick is. He wants someone to invent a better condom. It's something we've all thought about, or even said aloud, in the abstract. But Gates is actually ponying up $100,000, through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, to the… » 3/26/13 12:50pm 3/26/13 12:50pm

Bill Gates Wants to Play, Get Badly Beaten by Girl Chess Genius

The adorable human nerdburger that is Bill Gates wants to play chess against Uganda's chess whiz-kid, 17-year-old Phiona Mutesi. Good luck, bro. We're not sure exactly how tough the game would be for Mutesi — seeing as she's already earned the title of Woman Candidate Master (WCM) at just 16 years old, and is well… » 3/18/13 9:30pm 3/18/13 9:30pm

Hank Williams Jr. Pains Our Ears, And Our Brains

More Obama Cabinetry And Lieberman Speculation

  • Though Barack obama told Americans nothing about forthcoming nominations, that doesn't mean there's nothing to speculate about! John Kerry, Chris Dodd and Bill Richardson are lead speculative Secretary of State candidates, Robert Gates might stay at the Defense Department, Janet Napolitano could be headed to Justice…
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A Love Letter To Bill Gates, And His Better Half

Bill Gates is a great guy. Perhaps, in rabidly defending the market share of the Microsoft-Intel alliance, he stifled competition and innovation and squeezed vendors. Meh. You know where I am not really hurting from the terrible dearth of innovation? Software! Oh sure, this blogging software I am using drives me to… » 1/25/08 12:00pm 1/25/08 12:00pm