They've (*they*) been saying that this marriage is a liability for both parties since Bill ran for president in 1992. First she was the power behind the throne, now he is? Why can't people accept that two powerful, intelligent, politically-motivated people are rowing a boat in the same direction?
Also, this quote: Bill Clinton secretly helped push the administration's — and his wife's — agenda with North Korea on a trip officially called a humanitarian mission. is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. Of course he supports the foreign policy agenda of the current administration, he said publicly that he wouldn't get involved if he thought it would interfere with Obama's goals. If he'd said anything to the contrary it would've been an international shitstorm, but saying anything supportive of the Obama administration's policy goals is now somehow suspicious? Sigh.
Proof that Twilight is a bad influence on kids: A girl was hospitalized after fighting with another girl over the last Robert Pattinson poster at a giveaway in London.
Uh, huh, yeah, like if it hadn't been a poster it would have been the last tube of lipstick in Trendy Shade X, or the last iPod nano in the store, or the last Tickle-Me-Elmo or whatever. Or even the last roasty-toasty mammoth rib or the last silver plated Scythian skull.
The Nicolas Cage story makes me oddly sad. I always wonder who is at fault when it comes to things like this. Clearly the celebrity has to have someone managing his money and I haven't heard any insane stories about his spending habits, relative to other celebrities. #lindsaylohan
@fulanita: OK- so crazy-and unbelievably true- Nic Cage story. I know a guy in San Francisco who lives on daddy's money. He was trying to purchase a turquoise encrusted Aztec ceremonial skull from an Art dealer, when Nicholas Cage walked in, offered twice as much and left with the skull. This is a real skull, and the art dealer said it was cursed. Of course, dude I know thought that was the 'scary story" to make a two thousand dollar skull more palatable to buyers (as this story takes place before the Damien Hirst diamond skull extravaganza). But Nicholas cage has not made a decent movie since 'Gone in 60 Seconds' in '00.
The skull incident-- happened in February of '01.
Just sayin'- Nic Cage has been cursed by an Aztec skull. #lindsaylohan
All this Lindsay and Michael Jackson business was really getting me down. Christina Ricci's succinct summary of the glory that is Lady Gaga cheered me up, though. #lindsaylohan
I know we're not supposed to snark on appearances, but I just want to hold Lindsay down and force a dollop of Frizz-Ease® into her hair. I swear by it. And look, no fly-aways! #lindsaylohan
@kookla: I want to sit her at my kitchen table, put a big steaming bowl of chicken and dumplings in front of her, and hand her a spoon. Chocolate chess pie for afters. #lindsaylohan
@BetteD: I didn't want to say anything about how I can't believe she'd eat that...but since you did. There's no way she eats ham and cheese. She's a walking pencil, like half the size she was as on Friends. I'd believe it more if she freaked out FOR them having ham and cheese sandwiches. #lindsaylohan
@jemandtheholograms: Well, to clarify, I know many a toothpick who regularly gorges on Doritos and Ham.
For me it was unbelievable because it's such a retro, 70s lunchbox recession meal that I have a hard time believing that someone with CC's cash would choose to eat it.
But to your point, yes, she has been very open in the media about her rigorous dieting and devoting to Atkins or the Zone or some other bs. So yeah.
Is Siena Millers sister actually commenting on Jude Laws actions with reference to being back together with Siena? Can someone remind her that Siena was photographed topless on holiday with a married man in the not-so-distant past? Hows that for double standards? Jeez.
@SomeAuthorGirl: Spencer's line about Roker's (whom I can't stand) number of followers makes me want to join Twitter so I can follow Al Roker. I hate Spencer for making me want to do that. #lindsaylohan
@ides: I hate him for making me hate him. I usually don't invest a lot of emotional energy into celebs but I truly think I hate him. To the extent that I might actually feel glee at his untimely demise. #lindsaylohan
Katy, honey, I've heard you sing live and I hate to tell you this but... It's just like you weren't born with pitch... and someone needs to tell you that because you've wasted all this time and when you could have been a doctor... or at least something that wasn't annoying me on my radio every 10 minutes. #lindsaylohan
@TurtleSpeak: Haha I was so going to post something almost exactly like this, only follow up the doctor bit with something like "but please don't do that either. You'd probably be terrible at that, too." #lindsaylohan
@TurtleSpeak: well im not sure if she could have been a doctor, her spelling is unintentionally hilarious in most of her tweets, she really needs to get a mac for that constant spell checker! #lindsaylohan
Didn't Aaron Carter's mother also steal a ton of money from him? Maybe he should renounce all material possessions and become a Zen monk or something? Or at least get better money managers. #lindsaylohan
Dear SPENCER,
Al Roker may only have a few thousand followers on twitter - but he has a job. A real job. Which is more than you can say. Shut your trap, Chachi.
Piss Off Somewhere,
Bunsen #lindsaylohan
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Also, this quote: Bill Clinton secretly helped push the administration's — and his wife's — agenda with North Korea on a trip officially called a humanitarian mission. is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. Of course he supports the foreign policy agenda of the current administration, he said publicly that he wouldn't get involved if he thought it would interfere with Obama's goals. If he'd said anything to the contrary it would've been an international shitstorm, but saying anything supportive of the Obama administration's policy goals is now somehow suspicious? Sigh.
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Uh, huh, yeah, like if it hadn't been a poster it would have been the last tube of lipstick in Trendy Shade X, or the last iPod nano in the store, or the last Tickle-Me-Elmo or whatever. Or even the last roasty-toasty mammoth rib or the last silver plated Scythian skull.
Saaaaay, I could go for one of those myself . . .
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The skull incident-- happened in February of '01.
Just sayin'- Nic Cage has been cursed by an Aztec skull. #lindsaylohan
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For me it was unbelievable because it's such a retro, 70s lunchbox recession meal that I have a hard time believing that someone with CC's cash would choose to eat it.
But to your point, yes, she has been very open in the media about her rigorous dieting and devoting to Atkins or the Zone or some other bs. So yeah.
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Al Roker may only have a few thousand followers on twitter - but he has a job. A real job. Which is more than you can say. Shut your trap, Chachi.
Piss Off Somewhere,
Bunsen #lindsaylohan