In today's Tweet Beat, Nelson Mandela died. Additionally, Peaches Geldof sympathizes with the homeless. Read… 12/05/13 7:30pm 12/05/13 7:30pm

The National Enquirer has published a "piece" or "article" called WHITE HOUSE RUN WILL KILL HILLARY. It reads like The Onion decided to take every article written about Hillary Clinton in the past few years and mash them together into a Hillary Clinton conspiracy theorist's wet dream. Read… 12/03/13 4:50pm 12/03/13 4:50pm

[Women's rights activist Gloria Steinem, left, gestures toward Oprah Winfrey, as Oprah gives a "thumbs up" after Steinem during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2013, where President Barack Obama awarded Presidential Medals of Freedom. At center is fellow recipient judge… Read… 11/20/13 11:30pm 11/20/13 11:30pm

Former President Bill Clinton, currently Clintoning around in China, told a rapt crowd of conventioneers that he hopes the next President is a woman. Gee, I wonder if Bill Clinton knows any women who might want to be President? Let me think. It's on the tip of my tongue. Read… 11/18/13 10:35am 11/18/13 10:35am

In today's Tweet Beat, Bill Clinton reveals he's Mick Jagger's friend, RZA is pissed at his bus driver, and NeNe Leakes addresses her haters. Read… 7/26/13 7:30pm 7/26/13 7:30pm

Not enough saxophone-playing, however. Discuss… 7/23/13 3:50pm 7/23/13 3:50pm

We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be wearing them yourself? It's the ultimate intern-boss fantasy, except it's hotter because it's nastier and impeachment is an aphrodisiac. Now an online company is offering you the chance to be the Monica… Read… 6/24/13 5:20pm 6/24/13 5:20pm

Actor Jeffrey Wright, former US President Bill Clinton and former NBA player Dikembe Mutombo attend Segal Family Foundation Meeting On Africa at Lighthouse International Conference Center on May 30, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Segal Family) Discuss… 5/30/13 11:30pm 5/30/13 11:30pm

Hillary Clinton and the bid for the 2016 presidency: the biggest "will they or won't they" of our generation. The subject of endless speculation and probably countless Vision Boards across the nation. Also, according to Bill Clinton, a sad sign of "our national tendency to attention deficit disorder when it comes to… Read… 5/07/13 5:50pm 5/07/13 5:50pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, it seems the three most influential dudes in America are really into patting each other on the Internet back, Mindy Kaling is trying to get Leaning In certified, and Miley Cyrus tweets a picture of herself with Mary Jane! OMG! Read… 5/03/13 7:40pm 5/03/13 7:40pm

After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport." Read… 5/03/13 9:00am 5/03/13 9:00am

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Warren Buffet gets with it, Bill Clinton wonders why it took so long, Pee-wee Herman is the best at birthdays, and Iggy Azalea is tired of your dumb questions about female rappers. Read… 5/02/13 7:40pm 5/02/13 7:40pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Bill Clinton creates and inspires some very dad-core hashtags, Solange provides us with yet another reminder of all the sexist bullshit that female musicians have to put up with, and you will NEVER guess who Amanda Bynes has deemed "good looking." Read… 4/25/13 7:30pm 4/25/13 7:30pm

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for… Read… 4/23/13 9:00am 4/23/13 9:00am

It was recently announced that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would hit the speaking circuit — a sign which some took to mean that she was gearing up for a presidential run in 2016. (Though, at this point, she could eat oatmeal for breakfast and we'd probably take it to mean the exact same thing.) Yesterday, … Read… 2/20/13 6:45pm 2/20/13 6:45pm

If you're Blue Ivy Carter, here is what you got as a reward for your first year on the planet, aside from the event itself, a lavish princess-themed soiree thrown on January 7th by Beyoncé and Jay-Z: a diamond-encrusted Barbie with white gold jewelry ($80,000), pink and white roses ($95,000) and a cake (over $2,000).… Read… 1/14/13 9:00am 1/14/13 9:00am

Last night, luminaries gathered in Washington, DC for the 35th Kennedy Center Honors at the Kennedy Center. National treasures ahoy! Read… 12/03/12 1:30pm 12/03/12 1:30pm

Rumors began in September that Monica Lewinsky, now 39, would be penning a $12 million tell-all about the almost 20-year-old (!) affair with then-POTUS Bill Clinton—which began, famously, when she was just a 22-year-old intern—but we tend to forget there was already a book about the infamous affair, the Starr report… Read… 11/24/12 3:30pm 11/24/12 3:30pm

Last night, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told CNN that she takes responsibility for the attacks on the US Embassy in Benghazi that resulted in the deaths of four Americans. Predictably, people who don't like President Obama have taken this opportunity to accuse Hillary Clinton of playing patsy to the boys,… Read… 10/16/12 12:50pm 10/16/12 12:50pm

This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is aware … Read… 10/10/12 9:00am 10/10/12 9:00am

Former President Bill Clinton has successfully engineered a partnership that has resulted in cutting the cost of long term birth control for women in developing countries in half, proving that while there may be a term limit on the American presidency, there's no term limit on kicking ass. (If there was a movie about… Read… 9/27/12 5:00pm 9/27/12 5:00pm

Bill Clinton knows a lot of stuff. He was a Rhodes Scholar, after all, which either means that he can walk all over any of the sacred, manicured grass patches at Oxford, or simply that he's sharp dude. So, go ahead — let him be your magic eight ball for America's democratic process. Magic eight ball Bill Clinton, is… Read… 9/23/12 4:30pm 9/23/12 4:30pm