Selfie Loathing: Mindy Kaling Rocks a Hospital Gown Like It's Couture
Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, in which we watch what happens when stars turn the camera on themselves. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers
TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had…
Miley Cyrus Gives 'Bill Clinton' a Blow Job on Bangerz Tour
As previously mentioned, Miley Cyrus's Bangerz tour features a few disquieting visuals. The 21-year-old singer rubs her crotch, rides a hot dog, and wears a leotard covered in pot leaves. And: In one Americana-themed segment of the program, she kneels in front of a gentleman clad in a tuxedo and a Bill Clinton mask,…
Hillary Clinton Says She Hasn't Driven a Car Since 1996
Hillary Clinton, former Secretary of State and rumored celestial body, has not driven a car since the mid 1990s. The dowager countess, at least, would approve.
Celebrities Remember That Time They Met Nelson Mandela
In today's Tweet Beat, Nelson Mandela died. Additionally, Peaches Geldof sympathizes with the homeless.
White House Run Will Literally Kill Hillary, Says Dubious Source
The National Enquirer has published a "piece" or "article" called WHITE HOUSE RUN WILL KILL HILLARY. It reads like The Onion decided to take every article written about Hillary Clinton in the past few years and mash them together into a Hillary Clinton conspiracy theorist's wet dream.
[Women's rights activist Gloria Steinem, left, gestures toward Oprah Winfrey, as Oprah gives a "thumbs up" after Steinem during a ceremony in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2013, where President Barack Obama awarded Presidential Medals of Freedom. At center is fellow recipient judge…
Bill Clinton Thinks a Woman Should Be President. Hint Hint.
Former President Bill Clinton, currently Clintoning around in China, told a rapt crowd of conventioneers that he hopes the next President is a woman. Gee, I wonder if Bill Clinton knows any women who might want to be President? Let me think. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Hillary Clinton's Relationship Status With 2016: It's Complicated
The buzz about Hillary Clinton's potential 2016 run for president started, as these things do, as soon as President Obama's reelection was confirmed. Within a week, PolicyMic said that she was the number one pick for a Democratic candidate, writing that "There's no one that Democrats would like to have running in 2016…
Bill Clinton Wants Moves Like Jagger
In today's Tweet Beat, Bill Clinton reveals he's Mick Jagger's friend, RZA is pissed at his bus driver, and NeNe Leakes addresses her haters.
Bill Clinton Singing ‘Blurred Lines’ Is Weirdly Fantastic
Not enough saxophone-playing, however.
Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
Andrew Garfield would be into playing a gay Spider-Man — after all, MJ can stand for anything.
Now You Can Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era Clothes
We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be wearing them yourself? It's the ultimate intern-boss fantasy, except it's hotter because it's nastier and impeachment is an aphrodisiac. Now an online company is offering you the chance to be the Monica…
Is Lady Gaga Scared of Cameron Diaz 'Stealing' Her Boyfriend? (Um, No)
We are supposed to believe that Lady Gaga is not thrilled that her fiance Taylor Kinney has been getting close to Cameron Diaz on the set of... wait for it... The Other Woman. Way to be on the nose, "reality!" According to a source:
'Cause Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout Three Sharp Dressed Men
Actor Jeffrey Wright, former US President Bill Clinton and former NBA player Dikembe Mutombo attend Segal Family Foundation Meeting On Africa at Lighthouse International Conference Center on May 30, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Segal Family)
Bill Clinton: Leave Hillary ALONE (Sob)
Hillary Clinton and the bid for the 2016 presidency: the biggest "will they or won't they" of our generation. The subject of endless speculation and probably countless Vision Boards across the nation. Also, according to Bill Clinton, a sad sign of "our national tendency to attention deficit disorder when it comes to…
Obama, Warren Buffett and Bill Clinton Keep High-Fiving Each Other on…
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, it seems the three most influential dudes in America are really into patting each other on the Internet back, Mindy Kaling is trying to get Leaning In certified, and Miley Cyrus tweets a picture of herself with Mary Jane! OMG!
Lindsay Lohan Spends 2 Minutes in Rehab and Then Flees
After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."
Warren Buffett Is In the House
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Warren Buffet gets with it, Bill Clinton wonders why it took so long, Pee-wee Herman is the best at birthdays, and Iggy Azalea is tired of your dumb questions about female rappers.
Bill Clinton Is Pretty Okay At Twitter
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Bill Clinton creates and inspires some very dad-core hashtags, Solange provides us with yet another reminder of all the sexist bullshit that female musicians have to put up with, and you will NEVER guess who Amanda Bynes has deemed "good looking."