Hillary Clinton and the bid for the 2016 presidency: the biggest "will they or won't they" of our generation. The subject of endless speculation and probably countless Vision Boards across the nation. Also, according to Bill Clinton, a sad sign of "our national tendency to attention deficit disorder when it comes to…

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, it seems the three most influential dudes in America are really into patting each other on the Internet back, Mindy Kaling is trying to get Leaning In certified, and Miley Cyrus tweets a picture of herself with Mary Jane! OMG!

After her lil' detour at an electronics store, Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab. Two minutes later, she checked out and derped away quickly, chanting: "I'm not going to rehab. I'm not going to rehab. Take me back to the airport."

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Warren Buffet gets with it, Bill Clinton wonders why it took so long, Pee-wee Herman is the best at birthdays, and Iggy Azalea is tired of your dumb questions about female rappers.

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Bill Clinton creates and inspires some very dad-core hashtags, Solange provides us with yet another reminder of all the sexist bullshit that female musicians have to put up with, and you will NEVER guess who Amanda Bynes has deemed "good looking."

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:

It was recently announced that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would hit the speaking circuit — a sign which some took to mean that she was gearing up for a presidential run in 2016. (Though, at this point, she could eat oatmeal for breakfast and we'd probably take it to mean the exact same thing.) Yesterday, …

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on children's'…

If you're Blue Ivy Carter, here is what you got as a reward for your first year on the planet, aside from the event itself, a lavish princess-themed soiree thrown on January 7th by Beyoncé and Jay-Z: a diamond-encrusted Barbie with white gold jewelry ($80,000), pink and white roses ($95,000) and a cake (over $2,000).…