Pediatricians Say Flamin' Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Kid's Insides
Back in October, word went around that schools in California and New Mexico were officially banning Flamin' Hot Cheetos because of their "hyperpalatability" (translation: OM GROM GROMPH OMPH GROM GROMPH). A travesty, I know. When corn turds dipped in chili powder are outlawed, only outlaws will have corn turds dipped…
Big Brother Contestants Learn They Were Fired for Racist Comments
Last night's finale episode of Big Brother not only crowned a winner of the game—Andy Herren, the first gay man in the show's 13-year history to take the big prize—but also marked the end of the sequester for 11 of the show's contestants who were not allowed to receive information from the outside world since the…
Julie Chen Was Not Surprised by the Horrible Racism on Big Brother
This season of Big Brother was racist. Just how racist was it? Well, it was racist enough that people actually remembered that Big Brother is still on the air, which is to say that it was really very racist. The non-white houseguests had to put up with all kinds of bigoted comments and harassment from their fellow…
Big Brother Bigots Bleach Their Buttholes
Aaryn and Amanda—two contestants on this season of Big Brother who have made headlines for their racist remarks—spent Wednesday evening bleaching their anuses because, as Aaryn laughed, "I want my butthole to be white—shocker."
CBS President OK with Big Brother‘s Handling of Racist Cast Members
The current season of Big Brother has been fraught with racism, sexism, homophobia and pretty much any other form of bigotry you can think of. Initially, CBS was only airing the footage of the contestants' hate speech through the show's online live-feeds and not the main broadcast, but eventually it became so bad…
Big Brother Turns Into a Racist Shit Show as Black Woman Gets Harassed
This season of Big Brother has been remarkable for having the most bigoted, openly hateful cast members in the reality show's 13-year history. Now they've decided to be more direct with their racism, targeting Candice, the only African-American woman in the house, by messing with her bed and personal property, and…
Ethiopian Police May Investigate Big Brother Contestant for Sex on TV
The lurid reality TV shenanigans we enjoy with only the strongest sense of irony and postmodern cynicism may lead to real trouble for an Ethiopian woman who appeared, during her time on Big Brother Africa, to have sex with one of her housemates, an incident that probably didn’t scandalize the reality-show viewership…
The Contestants of Big Brother Are Horrifyingly Racist
I don't watch Big Brother, mostly because I have more interesting things to do on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights like picking at patches of dead skin and googling images of dogs wearing sunglasses, but my mom likes to watch and will give me the occasional unsolicited update. Anyway, I'd like to dedicate this…
Creepy 'Quantified Self' Programs May Help Employers Track Your Exercise, Diet
In an effort to ensure that people are svelte enough to fit into their Logan’s Run jumpsuits, some companies are encouraging employees to track their health habits, including how much they exercise, what they eat, and, creepiest of all, how much sleep they get when they’re not busy becoming part of the company’s hive…
Your Phone Could Be Your Therapist
We use our phones for most things these days—scheduling meetings, throwing birds at pigs, keeping track of everything from our grocery lists to our periods, checking Facebook, calling our mothers. So is there a limit to how far we're willing to let these little devices into our lives? As much as you love your phone,…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Kathy Griffin gives Piers Morgan a hard time, Colleen Camp is ornery, and Anderson Cooper takes aim at Chris Brown.
While on , Dana Delany mocked Kelsey Grammer's new career goal of wanting to be the mayor of New York without realizing that the show's hosts…10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, horny child bride Courtney Stodden makes the talk show rounds, Bristol Palin takes aim at Tyra Banks, and someone on Big Brother pees on live TV.
Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old wife of actor Doug Hutchinson, told E! News that she and her husband have "captivated…
