Justin Bieber Is 'Very Good In Bed' and 'Well Endowed' Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

A few days ago, news broke that a young woman had taken a video of Justin Bieber sleeping. Well now that young woman is saying that the two of them did more than snooze together, ifyouknowwhatI'msaying. » 11/12/13 12:40pm 11/12/13 12:40pm

Justin Bieber Wants You to Know He Really Gets This Love Thing

Oh, Justin. His breakup with Selena Remember When She Left Spring Breakers Early? Gomez has apparently left him so wounded that he's decided to try to rival the popularity of #throwbackthursday and #womancrushwednesday (yes, a thing; no, not a good thing) with #musicmondays. More upsetting: such a tactic seems to be… » 10/14/13 12:10pm 10/14/13 12:10pm

Your Abortion Probably Killed the Next Justin Bieber

Not many things are quite as tiresome as wide-eyed pro-lifers trying to blow our minds with thought experiments about what may have been had the selfish mother of some awesome person chosen to have an abortion rather than do the noble thing and give birth to their sex punishment. In the Bible, Jesus's mother Mary is… » 9/25/12 11:30am 9/25/12 11:30am

Justin Bieber Harnesses The Hysterical Power of Tweens to Create a…

It's such a tragedy. You were only just purging the final remnants of that monstrous earworm "Call Me Maybe" from your system and already Justin Bieber — that devious little vanilla wafer — is back with a whole new pixie-faced brunette for us to lose our Silly Bandz over. (Carly Rae Jepson, according to the Bieber… » 7/18/12 11:50am 7/18/12 11:50am

Justin Bieber Prays for Us in New Video

So many problems are weighing on the mind of our young friend Justin Bieber these days: poverty, the wars, all the depressing stuff the media's telling him, and lots of other things. So he wrote a song about it. » 11/27/10 6:45pm 11/27/10 6:45pm

Teen Dreamboat Launches Glittery Nail Polish Line

We know just what to buy your pre-teen niece this holiday season to make her squee: Justin Bieber nail polish. The collection is called "One Less Lonely Girl" and will be available at Walmart. » 10/10/10 3:51pm 10/10/10 3:51pm

Justin Bieber Will Play Himself In Highly Necessary 3D Biopic

Too lazy to read Justin Bieber's illustrated autobiography? On Valentine's Day 2011 you can watch the biopic, starring Bieber and directed in 3D by Davis Guggenheim, who's clearly gunning for a second Oscar after his win for An Inconvenient Truth. » 8/03/10 12:58pm 8/03/10 12:58pm

16-Year-Old Justin Bieber Is Publishing His Memoirs

In October, Justin Bieber's releasing his illustrated autobiography, Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story. After reading N.Y. Magazine's profile, we're expecting more profound ruminations on life like, "It's definitely amazing to me that I have such amazing fans." » 8/02/10 5:05pm 8/02/10 5:05pm