Beyoncé and Jay Z, America's Royals, Have Landed at the Louvre

After a brief disruption, the Parisian sojourn of the American royal family — Beyoncé, Jay Z and Blue Ivy — is back on schedule. The Knowles-Carter clan has shared photos from an idyllic (read: private) trip to the Louvre, where Jay and Bey embraced amongst priceless works of art and the young dauphine frolicked in… » 10/13/14 10:30am 10/13/14 10:30am

Sam Smith Is Terrible at Faking Sick, Good at Singing Beyoncé

Following a show in Nashville Sunday night, British singer Sam Smith regretfully told fans that he wouldn't be able to hang around and mingle with them because he wasn't "feeling 100%" and needed to get some sleep. A few hours later, he tweeted a photo from a karaoke bar. How can a 22-year-old man be so bad at faking… » 10/09/14 1:30pm 10/09/14 1:30pm

We Are All This French Guy Who Didn't Know Who Jay Z Was

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure. Speaking of mothers, yesterday an upstart musician of the rap persuasion by the name of Shawn Corey Carter visited the Louvre Museum in Paris with another noteworthy musician who happens to be his wife and the mother to their young, hue-monikered daughter. » 10/08/14 2:30pm 10/08/14 2:30pm

'All About That Bass' Singer Meghan Trainor Is Not All About Feminism

Meghan Trainor, who sings "All About That Bass" — currently number one on the Billboard charts — has entered the pantheon with Beyoncé — she’s tried to distance herself from feminism. With this action, she joins the ranks of Mrs. Carter-Knowles (before her latest self-titled album), Katy Perry, Lana Del Rey and others… » 9/22/14 4:50pm 9/22/14 4:50pm

The Bey Photoshop Controversy Is Spiraling Out of Control

Mere days after Queen B's 33rd birthday, controversy befalls the House of Dereon yet again! Beyoncé (or, more realistically, whoever takes Bey's Tumblr and Instagram photos) has been called out by Twitter for photoshopping an exaggerated thigh gap into a shot of her hanging out on a yacht off the coast of Italy. » 9/17/14 5:20pm 9/17/14 5:20pm

Little Girl Saddened to Learn That President Obama Isn't Beyoncé

On Thursday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama hit an elementary school to spiff up the place and stuff backpacks with nice things, maybe get a few photos with some cute kids — you know the routine. The problem is, one kid named Madison was really expecting the day's special guest to be someone else —… » 9/12/14 9:30am 9/12/14 9:30am

"Cell Block Tango" Remixed With All Your Favorite Divas

Earlier today in the Jezebel coven we were discussing Snapped, AKA the greatest show on television. I admitted that I often find myself nodding in a "you shouldn't have done that but girl, I feel you" kind of way when I watch the show. (#misandry) This led to Hillary sharing the "Cell Block Tango" performance from … » 9/11/14 5:00pm 9/11/14 5:00pm