Watch Jon Stewart Crush Mike Huckabee's Idiotic Anti-Beyoncé Argument

Did you know that Beyoncé can win a debate without even showing up? She proved this last night when her latest detractor, Mike Huckabee, went on The Daily Show to tell Jon Stewart why she is ruining America and instead reminded us that he's an irrelevant, out-of-touch idiot whose arguments are made of garbage.… » 1/20/15 5:30pm 1/20/15 5:30pm

'Stifler's Mom' Amber Rose Casually Poses in Bikini Made of String

Wiz Khalifa and the rest of the world woke up to "technically single" Amber Rose "Fleekin," "MILFIN" and "Slayin" on Instagram yesterday morning, the way one does when one "doesn't have time for a man right now." Yet something inside of me says that Wiz, from whom Amber split in September over cheating rumors, is… » 1/18/15 12:00pm 1/18/15 12:00pm

Shade Court: Lupita, a Confused People Magazine, and Grumpy Huckabee

This was a truly exceptional week in erroneous shade usage. My list of cases was long, but as Chief Justice of Shade, it was my duty to select only the most egregious cases. The docket was so full that I couldn't even cloud Andy Cohen's sad-sack usage of shade. He, of all people, truly should know better. » 1/16/15 3:45pm 1/16/15 3:45pm

Mike Huckabee Thinks Somebody Gives a Shit About His Beyoncé Opinions 

Smell that? It's the pile of crap we're currently bearing down upon—otherwise known as an election year. And the bottle fly of the day is Mike Huckabee, who just doesn't understand how the Obamas, "exemplary parents in many ways," can expose their daughters to the walking scandal that is Beyonce. » 1/13/15 2:15pm 1/13/15 2:15pm

Tabloids Awkwardly Dance Around Calling Kristen Stewart a Lesbian

Over the holidays, Kristen Stewart went on vacation to Hawaii with fellow woman Alicia Cargile. Maybe the pair are a couple, maybe they're just friends, but one thing is for sure: Tabloids will fall over themselves to call Kristen Stewart a lesbian without outright calling her a lesbian. » 1/07/15 10:30am 1/07/15 10:30am

Here's a Video Explaining Why Beyoncé Is Definitely An Alien

Beyoncé is clearly not of the world that you and I live in—I think we've already established that. But if you require further explanation, here's a video from the Summer & Eve comedy team, with some stone cold facts to back up why Mother is an alien (which, again, has been confirmed). Exhibit B: "Her waist to hip… » 1/06/15 10:30pm 1/06/15 10:30pm

Is Beyoncé the New Princess of Thailand? 

Despite the fact that Beyoncé has seemingly had her Christmas tree up since Thanksgiving, Page Six reports that the Carters celebrated the holidays in Thailand basking away in a modest, $25,000-a-night, $35 million villa. Some might say that such accommodations are palatial—fit for a queen, if you will. (Stay with me.) » 1/02/15 2:30pm 1/02/15 2:30pm