Val Kilmer vs. Betty White: The Celebrity Feud to End Celebrity Feuds

It's on. folks. Betty White versus Val Kilmer. Mad Rose Nylund versus Madmartigan. In one corner, we've got BW, age 91 and weighing in at 91 lbs., and in the other we've got the 53-year-old Ice Man, weighing in at it's rude to speculate. This is the fight to end all fights! The feud to end all feuds! The adorable… »8/13/13 2:00pm8/13/13 2:00pm

Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested

Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her… »4/22/13 9:00am4/22/13 9:00am

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Raise Millions for Charity, Don't Give a Dime to Charity

Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research", has raised over 2.2 million dollars. Excellent news! The not so excellent news? Not a single penny of that money has gone to underprivileged kids or to fight cancer. »4/02/13 8:00pm4/02/13 8:00pm

Betty White Adorably Reveals Her Much-Anticipated Presidential Endorsement

Notable nonagenarian Betty White has made an exception to her habit of keeping her political views in a small locket that she never removes and told the Associated Press with what we can assume was a warm smile that she "very, very much favors" incumbent Barack Obama in the upcoming presidential election. White, who… »5/13/12 3:30pm5/13/12 3:30pm

Alicia Silverstone Argues That Feeding Her Son Directly From Her Mouth Is 'Adorable'

Stomachs may have turned when the video of Alicia Silverstone feeding her son directly from her mouth first hit the interwebs, but the actress says she doesn't give a frickity fuck what y'all think. "I wasn't saying this was anything somebody should do," she said. "I wasn't trying to be independent or cause such a… »4/11/12 9:00am4/11/12 9:00am

Mark Wahlberg Apologizes After Making an Incredibly Stupid Comment About 9/11

Mark Wahlberg has found himself in an mess of his own making. In an interview with Men's Journal, he spoke about how he was supposed to have been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. Apparently he thinks that action stars have the same powers in real life as their characters do in the movies,… »1/18/12 8:00pm1/18/12 8:00pm

President Obama Demands to See Betty White's Birth Certificate in the Most Adorable Way Possible

Today is Betty White's 90th birthday, and NBC aired "A Tribute to America's Golden Girl" last night in her honor. As part of the festivities, our nation's charmer-in-chief, Barack Obama, sent a heart-melting and hilarious video greeting in which he says he doesn't believe she could possibly be 90 and asks to see her… »1/17/12 9:15pm1/17/12 9:15pm

Betty White And Bill Murray In Unlikely Circumstances

Bill Vs. Betty (which, it happens, was created by Jezebel illustrator-of-choice Steve Dressler) is an entire Tumblr dedicated to photoshopped images of Bill Murray's face on Betty White's body, and Betty White's face on Bill Murray's body. If you like simple laughs with a side of mindfuckery, you must check it out! [… »8/18/11 4:20pm8/18/11 4:20pm