In today's Tweet Beat, Alec Baldwin sends out a heartfelt goodbye to Elaine Stritch, Bette Midler has a solution for this sad world and it seems like The Rock and Dara Torres are both unmarried so....
In today's Tweet Beat, Seth Rogen is not pleased about Hobby Lobby, Bette Midler's hair has a lot of lives and Madeleine Albright watched the game.
In today's Tweet Beat, Azealia Banks is displeased with her basic limes, you can find Bette Midler reading a book and Tyler the Creator spent his day terrorizing BuzzFeed.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Bette Midler suggests alternative to St. Patrick's Day, Jamie Lynn Spears celebrates Pi Day in a weird way and Chris O'Dowd gets intimate with feet.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Frankie Muniz is a little late on the Coldplay train, Taylor Swift memes her own brother with her own song and Bette Midler has a creative idea.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Guy Fieri makes us ponder a world in which he and Matthew McConaughey are real brothers, Bette Midler is still recovering and John Stamos and Kevin Spacey could make magic together, if only they tried.
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Amanda Bynes spent a week at a fitness camp, where she paid several thousand dollars to lose five pounds. E! reports that Bynes was dropped off at camp by her parents and used the week there to give herself "a lifestyle makeover." It may be easy to snark on the fact that the article focuses mostly Bynes' quest to lose…
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Everyone's favorite actress and regular star of Tweet Beat, Bette Midler, is joining an HBO movie in development about the life of Mae West, who would have been a regular star of Tweet Beat if Tweet Beat had existed during her time and who is definitely still everyone's favorite actress.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Bette Midler loves Cher as much as everyone else, Orlando Jones would be great on QVC and apparently Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are starting this new trend where we refer to our ex-partners as "sis" and "brother."
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In today's Tweet Beat, Pete Wentz enjoyed Gravity, Khloe Kardashian (née Odom) is into #UnprettyMondays and Bette Midler is working on a conspiracy theory.
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Please just duct tape a handkerchief to your face, and then listen to this phone call between Bette Midler and superfan Anna Greenberg, who is dying in the hospital with cancer.
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So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date…
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In this edition of Tweet Beat, Bette Midler has been the wind beneath our wings for 67 years now, Aziz Ansari has new rules for the Game of Thrones cast, Pam Grier wears an orange fur coat and Pee Wee Herman continues to be the best person on Earth.
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Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…
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Oh, America. You crazy. Apparently this is what we've come to—Kim Kardashian's life/work/romance/pregnancy/dental work/fluids/droppings have become so thoroughly and painstakingly documented that she feels the need to announce that she won't be allowing E! to shove a steadicam up her giner during childbirth.
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The Divine Miss M. turns 67 today, and we celebrate the birth of Our Lady The Brassiest with a bizarre (read: AWESOME) vintage music video of Midler covering "Beast of Burden" in 1983 or thereabouts. It also featuring Mick Jagger, with whom she's having an affair. In the video. Not in real life. Although that would…
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Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at…
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After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included …
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Boy oh boy do celebrities ever love talking about auctioning things off for charity. They want you to remember that they're such sweet, kind Disney Princesses that it's hard to see their faces, what with all the birds flying around their heads braiding their hair and basking in their goodness. But did you know that…
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