So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date for…
Happy Birthday, Bette Midler!
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Bette Midler has been the wind beneath our wings for 67 years now, Aziz Ansari has new rules for the Game of Thrones cast, Pam Grier wears an orange fur coat and Pee Wee Herman continues to be the best person on Earth.
Robin Roberts Back at GMA, Will Interview Michelle Obama
Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…
Good Job, Society—Kim Kardashian Now Feels the Need to Specify She…
Oh, America. You crazy. Apparently this is what we've come to—Kim Kardashian's life/work/romance/pregnancy/dental work/fluids/droppings have become so thoroughly and painstakingly documented that she feels the need to announce that she won't be allowing E! to shove a steadicam up her giner during childbirth.
Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Bette Midler
The Divine Miss M. turns 67 today, and we celebrate the birth of Our Lady The Brassiest with a bizarre (read: AWESOME) vintage music video of Midler covering "Beast of Burden" in 1983 or thereabouts. It also featuring Mick Jagger, with whom she's having an affair. In the video. Not in real life. Although that would be …
Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled
Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at her…
Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin…
After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included…
Guess Which Celebrity Keeps 90% of the Proceeds From Her 'Charity'…
Boy oh boy do celebrities ever love talking about auctioning things off for charity. They want you to remember that they're such sweet, kind Disney Princesses that it's hard to see their faces, what with all the birds flying around their heads braiding their hair and basking in their goodness. But did you know that…
John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke
At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.
