Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some shit, more tuna melts, or encasing yourself in a chamber of horrors like Jessica Alba. In an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Alba divulges her post-pregnancy weight-loss secret after giving birth…

I don't know much about the Betheljazzy-Frankenhopper union, because I tend to fall into a fugue state any time the words "Real" and "Housewife" are mentioned in the same sentence (side effect: I am unconscious 23 hours per day). But I understand that the American public has some genuine affection for the pair (right? Am I …

Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face.

In this week's TV roundup, Troy and Abed are on the rocks, Ewan McGregor wants Louie CK to put his money where his mouth is, Lady Gaga talks kids and Bethenny Frankel shows off a little more than she bargains for.

Bethenny Frankel will crossover to daytime TV this summer, with Fox running a six-week test of her talk show Bethenny in certain markets, including New York and L.A. It seems that TV execs believe that the professional Skinnygirl—worth a reported $120 million—will prove to be relateable. "We determined there was a need…

If you love Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl margaritas, but have always wondered what they would taste like as a hairstyle, your dreams have come true: the salon chain Drybar will now offer the Skinnygirl ponytail.

You know, whenever a woman in a position of power makes demands, she's labeled a "diva." Or worse. Christina Aguilera is allegedly "behaving like an idiot" on the set of The Voice. Or did, during a recent taping. According to a "source," who seems to be a grumpy audience member. "Christina didn't wave or say hi to the…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we check out the the furniture left beside the curb by Us, Ok!, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are staying in all weekend to bone; Bethenny Frankel has an awesome fold-out yoga poster to share with you; and Maria Shriver…

Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her ex-manager, Doug Wald, who claims that he helped her make the deal to create the Skinnygirl cocktail brand — but was cut out of the profit share. According to this report, "Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your highly informative neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, we learned Ryan Phillippe hit on Rihanna, that Suri Cruise needs a 12-step program, and that John Mayer and Miley Cyrus are just two wild, crazy tattooed kids who can't keep their hands off of each other.