The Supreme Court of Canada made a pretty crazy ruling about sexual contact with animals on Thursday. The decision was the result of a very sad case in which teenage girls were sexually abused by their stepfather.
Well, it’s April 14, and you know what that means: banks are closed and parade routes are being blocked off across America in honor of National Dolphin Day, a holiday that was of course dreamed up by Big Dolphin but a great opportunity to spend some time thinking about Malcolm Brenner nonetheless. Who’s Malcolm…
A slippery slope is an inviting prospect: as seductive, oily and simple as the logic that drives it. If we even begin to slither down this road, goes the argument, how could we ever dig ourselves to a standstill before the bottom? How can we condemn sex with a dead pig, they ask, when sex between two men is now legal?
There's good news for the cats, pigs and horses of Denmark: The state's rotten policy of allowing humans to copulate with unwilling animals is soon to be over. Next year, bestiality will be outlawed all over the land. Hamsters will run about their cages freely and squirrels will come out of hiding and look for nuts…
A 22—year-old woman from Arizona was arrested this week after taking to Craigslist to find a casual encounter (and maybe more?). Like many of us, the woman (who identifies as transgender and was booked under the name Donald Waelde) posted an ad on the classifieds site looking for a (literal) stud. Waelde, however,…
Another day, another bestiality lawsuit involving Jay Leno.
The Supreme Court's DOMA and Prop 8 rulings mean I'm having sex with Erin's cat right now. Just kidding. But lots of folks — from Rand Paul to the American Family Association's Bryan Fischer — really do think it's a slippery slope from basic human rights to bestiality. Here are some of them!
The people of Sweden can have sex on their LEIRVIK beds while wearing their H&M clothes and listening to Robyn, but they can't do any of that with animals anymore. Until way too recently, the nation helmed as the "perfect society" was also a nation where it was legal to have sex animals.
You guys. I am so, so sorry in advance about the information I am about to present to you. But, I mean, do you expect me to just process it alone? All by myself? What of the social contract!?!?
One Million Moms, the organization that failed to dislodge Ellen from JCPenny, that got very flustered about a Sapphic kiss in the Urban Outfitters catalogue, and that would prefer if no one watched Ryan Murphy's new sitcom The New Normal, is now tardily expressing outrage about a creepy Skittles ad that features a…
This week on Reddit's IAMA ("I am a __") section — a place for people who decide it might be fun to throw themselves to a pit of internet commenters — a woman came out as a lady-who-is-attracted-to-animals. She writes: "I am a female, and find myself sexually attracted to animals." The woman describes herself…
A CDC official and her boyfriend been charged with child molestation after allegedly forcing a six-year-old boy to participate in sex acts with them. The official has also been charged with bestiality.
Actual lede to this NBC Miami story: "Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon."
That's despite the best efforts of her Vanity Fair interviewer. She keeps it classy, eventually saying, "You can write anything you want. There is freedom of speech. If you want to say I'm a slut, go ahead. I don't care."
Now that the so-called "Defense of Marriage" act has been declared unconstitutional, I've made some maps to show everyone where we stand right now in terms of marriage equality rights — and, of course, our right to marry guinea pigs.
We can't imagine why this weird Orangina ad was turned down by French TV. Whatever the case, labeling it "gay" seems beside the point. Also, why does a cougar need to shave? And why does he use Orangina? [Yagg]
On last night's episode, the girls went to New Zealand—because it's such a fashion capital?—and posed with a sheep. The judges were particularly keen on the photos in which the girls "took advantage" of said sheep.
Jesse Bering's latest Scientific American column asks, "Is it really possible for an otherwise normal, healthy person to develop a genuine sexual preference for a nonhuman species?" And if so, should their love be legal?
• Possibly the most fucked-up headline we've read today: "Women given fetish degrees: A university registrar handed out forged degree certificates to black African women in exchange for spanking sessions to satisfy his kinky sexual desires, a court heard." •
We've discussed a lot of strange and "sexy" ads here, but Orangina's new panther-dominatrix clip may be the weirdest of them all. And as a bonus, it even plays sexual assault for laughs.
