On the heels of Crushing Celebrity Divorce Season comes my second favorite time of the year, Celebrity Wedding season. And lo, the season comes in with a tremendous bang and we learn Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are getting married (or perhaps are already married) right as you read these very words.

Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King gets a bunch of well wishes from celebs like Jimmy Kimmel and Mariah Carey. Also, today is Thong Thursday, and Coco remembered.

Aguilera and Madden were spotted on a double date with Nicole Richie and her husband last night. There's no way that this could possibly be anything but true love.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Questlove, Bob Saget, and Taraji P. Henson celebrate 4/20; you can spend the holiday with Snoop; and Sherri Shepherd is blazing up something completely different.

• Guess who is being called "unlucky in love again"? Jennifer Aniston, of course. That's because Gerard Butler has been spotted looking "lovey-dovey" with a "French beauty" named Laurie Cholewa.

• Demi Moore says she used to have "an extreme obsession" with her body. "I made it a measure of my own value." Furthermore, she explains:

• Today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Heidi Montag revealed that in addition to the 10 recent plastic surgery procedures we know about, she also had her waist cinched and her "back scooped." Wondering what that is? Heidi has no idea:

• Lindsay Lohan has returned from India!

• Tiger Woods reportedly still hasn't brought in a public relations crisis team to help him deal with the public fallout and media blitz surrounding his "indiscretions," even though it was recommended to him when the scandal broke. [RadarOnline]

• In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."

Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie makes a confession, Jon Gosselin snarks about Kate's big interview, and Lindsay Lohan wants to be on True Blood.

Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer still loves antagonizing Lauren, Tyra is still trying to make "smize" happen, and Yoko is still a hippie.

Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But!

• At a concert in Seattle, Etta James said:

• Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.

• Very-pregnant Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck have been "spotted" entering Cedars-Sinai hospital: please let them dress the baby in a little top hat and "2009" banner! [TMZ]

• Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]