Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes

If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him. » 5/22/13 9:00am 5/22/13 9:00am

Vanity Fair's Comedy Issue Covers Have Equal Numbers of Men and Women

The January edition of Vanity Fair is the "first ever comedy issue," guest-edited by Judd Apatow. There are three different covers, featuring groups of comedians. Unlike the April 2009 issue of VF — "Comedy's New Legends" — there are actual women on these covers. In fact, the editors chose six men and six women to shoot. » 12/04/12 11:00am 12/04/12 11:00am

Lady Gaga Might Join Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Cast of

Good thing you didn't hold your breath waiting for the sequel to the 2001 comedy Zoolander, or else we'd be saying your eugoogly right now (sorry). But Zoolander 2 is coming around the bend now, I guess, featuring the return of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as male models Derek (who actually resurfaced recently at The… » 10/18/12 9:00am 10/18/12 9:00am

Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg Teach Us About the Dangers of V-Necks

When it comes to V-neck t-shirts, ladies have long experimented with how low we can go, but now men are getting their chance. On last night's SNL, Andy Samberg and Ben Stiller took shopping for men's V-necks to whole new, completely disturbing depths. Watch as they try on such hilariously revealing contraptions as "The… » 10/09/11 11:30am 10/09/11 11:30am