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Watch Ben Affleck As a Dangerous Math Nerd In the Trailer For The Accountant

I am not typically scared of Ben Affleck, math, or sunny-side up eggs but all three of those things made me fear for my life during the teaser trailer for the upcoming thriller The Accountant. The two-minute spot is heavy on Radiohead and light on plot details, so here’s the synopsis, as reported by Deadline:

This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron Are Fucking, and Kris Jenner's Nose Is Falling Off

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we receive word that Kris Jenner’s nose is falling off, run to Ace Hardware, buy some spackle, a joint knife, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and book a first class ticket—expensed to Jezebel—to LAX, where we take an Uber Black all the way to Kris Jenner’s home in Calabasas. “Let me in!” we…

Ben Affleck Looks So Sad Next to All These Bad Reviews of Batman V Superman

Though Zack Snyder’s Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice is on track to break records at the box office, it’s currently being pummeled by film critics. On RottenTomatoes, where it has a 30 percent “fresh” rating, the consensus is that it’s a loud and bloated mess of a superhero blockbuster that isn’t even remotely fun…

This Week In Tabloids: Let Us Pray, Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant With Justin Bieber's Baby

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read a headline about Justin Bieber impregnating Kourtney Kardashian, throw up our breakfast, shamefully clean up our desk, throw up again after being reminded of the pregnancy, and decide to keep working from the vomit-covered desk because nothing matters now that the plot of …

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Jennifer Garner Talks Nannygate, Ben Affleck's Tat in Wild VF Cover Story: 'He's the Love of My Life'

In the time since Jennifer Garner separation from Ben Affleck, which she refers to as a “year of wine,” the star of the upcoming laugh-fest Miracles From Heaven hasn’t said much of anything about the matter. So, when I received the link to her Vanity Fair cover story titled “Exclusive: Jennifer Garner’s Frank Talk…