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This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron Are Fucking, and Kris Jenner's Nose Is Falling Off

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we receive word that Kris Jenner’s nose is falling off, run to Ace Hardware, buy some spackle, a joint knife, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and book a first class ticket—expensed to Jezebel—to LAX, where we take an Uber Black all the way to Kris Jenner’s home in Calabasas. “Let me in!” we…

Jennifer Garner Talks Nannygate, Ben Affleck's Tat in Wild VF Cover Story: 'He's the Love of My Life'

In the time since Jennifer Garner separation from Ben Affleck, which she refers to as a “year of wine,” the star of the upcoming laugh-fest Miracles From Heaven hasn’t said much of anything about the matter. So, when I received the link to her Vanity Fair cover story titled “Exclusive: Jennifer Garner’s Frank Talk…

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