Matt Damon Says It Was 'Painful' to Be Ben Affleck's Friend When He Was Dating J.Lo

Hooooo, boy. Matt Damon sure has a lot to say lately! Having already touched—oh so delicately—on the topics of diversity in film and the intricacies of being out in Hollywood, he’s now moving onto his best bud Ben Affleck’s former relationship with Jennifer Lopez. Timely and relevant! »9/30/15 8:00pmWednesday 8:00pm

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Smiled at Each Other 

Breaking news on the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner story: the two appear to have smiled at each other. Affleck and Garner were seen leaving a family counseling session which, according to People, could mean something. Also apparently of note, Garner and Affleck were seen at the same counseling center that they attended… »9/06/15 10:37am9/06/15 10:37am

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to Walt Disney World, run into FKA Bennifer 2.0, start following them around the park and texting friends sneaky pictures from afar, keep up with them for, oh, an hour or so, lose them somewhere in the line for Space Mountain, find them again in one of the dining areas, take a… »8/19/15 3:30pm8/19/15 3:30pm

The 20 Most Badass, Tell-All Quotes from Affleck Nanny Christine Ouzounian

Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny of former couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, is all over the tabloids these days! Since flipping her hair into the headlines last month, we’ve seen Ouzounian delivering wine to Affleck’s home late at night, hanging out at expensive Los Angeles hotels, wearing Tom Brady’s… »8/17/15 2:30pm8/17/15 2:30pm

Ben Affleck's Nanny Wants To Be The Bachelorette

I know Handbook For Nannies Fired From Their Jobs Due To Alleged Affairs With Daddies doesn’t exist, but Christine Ouzounian should consider writing it. She’s appeared on the covers of tabloids for weeks, nearly every American [who follows celebrity gossip] knows her name, she recently acquired a new Lexus, and we’ve… »8/17/15 9:55am8/17/15 9:55am

Mom of the Year Kris Jenner Pressured Kim Into Taking That Naked Selfie

A very typical thing for the best and chillest mothers to do is to tell their daughters to post naked selfies on Instagram so that people don’t start rumors about their pregnancy being faked. My grandmother did it to my mom, your grandmother did it to your mom, and Kris Jenner did it to Kim Kardashian. It’s just the… »8/12/15 9:45am8/12/15 9:45am

This Week In Tabloids: Ben May Have Knocked That Nanny Up

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a… »8/05/15 1:55pm8/05/15 1:55pm

New Ghostbusters Cast Visits Children's Hospital; Attracts Trolls

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center. Being nice to sick children is generally part and parcel of that whole “being human” thing; and making the rounds in… »8/02/15 10:45am8/02/15 10:45am

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's Ex-Nanny Loves All of the Attention

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s ex-nanny might or might not (or might) be the primary reason that the couple split. Who knows why they split? Maybe it was the memories of making Daredevil! What everyone does know: the ex-nanny is surely evil because she loves all of the attention she’s been getting. Page Six notes… »8/01/15 10:35am8/01/15 10:35am

No, Ben Affleck Is Not Dating the Nanny, According to Ben Affleck

Earlier today, Bobby Finger—Jezebel writer, rumormonger, and my enemy—reported that Ben Affleck has been dating his children’s nanny, Christine Ouzounian, since his separation from Jennifer Garner. Well, BOBBY, Ben Affleck has responded to these allegations and wants you to know that YOU’RE A LIAR. »7/29/15 8:00pm7/29/15 8:00pm

The Marvelous Tale of Ben Affleck's Disappearing and Reappearing Ring

Since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their long-rumored divorce on June 30th, 2015, the world has been fixated on a singular issue: the Greek debt crisis. Also: whether, at any given moment, Ben Affleck is wearing his wedding ring or not. Let’s take a closer look at Ben’s tortuous love affair—with his ring.… »7/14/15 1:30pm7/14/15 1:30pm