In today’s Tweet Beat, Ben Affleck is at it again, Josh Charles is a #wokebae and Kim Kardashian leads a difficult life.
I suppose he did the best he could, no?
Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr., host of PBS’ Finding Your Roots—the show Ben Affleck nearly ruined earlier this year by omitting his slave owner family history—is ready to move on from that brief lapse of integrity.
Ben Affleck has a tattoo on his back. Reporters first noticed it in July, after someone photographed what appeared to be dragon tail peeking out from under his shirt. Could it be...? No, it couldn’t, we all thought at the time. But thanks to a more revealing image of Affleck on the set of his new film Live By Night…
A woman in Michigan has filed a lawsuit against an unnamed celebrity, claiming that he gave her genital herpes.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we meet someone at work, find out they love tabloids, are all “Oh yes bitch me too” and then get a text from them the next day that’s like “BITCH LET’S GO TO FLORIDA,” so we drive to Florida and read tabloids by the pool all weekend lmaoooooooo.
When Ben Affleck tried to sidestep his family’s slave-owning history on PBS’s Finding Your Roots, he ended up prompting an investigation of the show as well as its indefinite postponement. But now, Finding Your Roots is back!
Hold on, did you think we were finished talking about Christine Ouzounian now that all those other divorces have happened? Don’t be silly, silly! There’s still so much more to discuss: like the alleged fact that she called Ben Affleck so much that he had to change his phone number.
Breaking news on the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner story: the two appear to have smiled at each other. Affleck and Garner were seen leaving a family counseling session which, according to People, could mean something. Also apparently of note, Garner and Affleck were seen at the same counseling center that they attended…
Christine Ouzounian, former nanny to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s kids and to Affleck’s sexual needs, seems to be parlaying her newfound fame into a career in Hollywood. And Hollywood is apparently more than happy to facilitate one.
Yesterday it was reported that the LA County Sheriff’s Department would be recommending manslaughter charges against Caitlyn Jenner for her role in the car accident that killed 69-year-old Kim Howe. Turns out, they will be doing no such thing.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to Walt Disney World, run into FKA Bennifer 2.0, start following them around the park and texting friends sneaky pictures from afar, keep up with them for, oh, an hour or so, lose them somewhere in the line for Space Mountain, find them again in one of the dining areas, take a…
Christine Ouzounian, the former nanny of former couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, is all over the tabloids these days! Since flipping her hair into the headlines last month, we’ve seen Ouzounian delivering wine to Affleck’s home late at night, hanging out at expensive Los Angeles hotels, wearing Tom Brady’s…
I know Handbook For Nannies Fired From Their Jobs Due To Alleged Affairs With Daddies doesn’t exist, but Christine Ouzounian should consider writing it. She’s appeared on the covers of tabloids for weeks, nearly every American [who follows celebrity gossip] knows her name, she recently acquired a new Lexus, and we’ve…
A very typical thing for the best and chillest mothers to do is to tell their daughters to post naked selfies on Instagram so that people don’t start rumors about their pregnancy being faked. My grandmother did it to my mom, your grandmother did it to your mom, and Kris Jenner did it to Kim Kardashian. It’s just the…
One day a woman named Kim K,
told her glam squad to prep for a big day.
So they brushed and they puffed and they blushed and they fluffed,
and then off she went to meet Bill’s bae.
In light of recent controversies absolutely rocking the nanny industry—a near-confirmed Ben Affleck affair, a rumored Gavin Rossdale affair—the New York Post has offered some advice for safeguarding your marriage.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a…
A set of low-quality, orange-tinted photos of Ben Affleck and his ex-nanny, Christine Ouzounian, taken last month might prove their relationship was more than Affleck claimed in a statement last month!