What If the Academy Voters Chose Ben & Jerry’s Flavors?

After facing a just measure of outrage for their Jeremy Lin ice cream, Ben and Jerry fed each other a tender last spoonful of "Taste the Lin-Sanity" and decided to remove the fortune cookie shards from their latest ice cream because apparently not even ice cream barons know how to cope with an prominent Asian-American… » 2/26/12 3:00pm 2/26/12 3:00pm

Moms Deeply Scandalized By Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls

OneMillionMoms.com, which is part of the American Family Association, wants people to boycott Ben & Jerry's limited edition flavor Schweddy Balls because ironically, these moms are humorless dicks. The group is clearly aware that it's just a joke because a post on the website describes the skit in detail. They add: » 9/22/11 10:10am 9/22/11 10:10am

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Free Election Day Ice Cream!

As if you needed another reason to vote, Ben and Jerry's have announced that they'll be handing out free scoops to everyone who places a vote this Election Day! All you have to do is show up at your local Ben and Jerry's Scoop Shop (sadly, you can't just snag a pint from the 7-11 and run out screaming, "I'm a… » 10/26/08 2:00pm 10/26/08 2:00pm

Dove Makes Earth-Shattering Commitment To Ban The Use Of Those Waify Models It Is So Famous For Using In Ads

Nothing warms the cockles of our hearts more than when the owner of every leading ice cream brand (and also Slim-Fast!) decides to round out its offerings for the binge-purge demographic by inventing a new line of "firming" anti-cellulite lotions marketed under the auspices of aggressive self-acceptance. Unilever, the… » 5/08/07 1:30pm 5/08/07 1:30pm