Belgian Royal Family Very Sorry For Confusing Dead and Living Queens

Correspondence is hard and fraught with potential mix-ups. Sometimes you thank the wrong great-aunt for those lovely crystal candlesticks. And sometimes you thank people for the expression of their sympathies on the death of the wrong queen. I'm a cotillion drop-out but I believe that's what they call a faux pas. »2/05/15 2:00pm2/05/15 2:00pm


Guess Which of Belgium's New Figurehead Monarchs Is More Fun

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - JULY 21: Prince Philippe of Belgium and Princess Mathilde of Belgium are seen in front of the Cathedral of St Michael and Saint Gudula prior to the Abdication Of King Albert II Of Belgium, & Inauguration Of King Philippe on July 21, 2013 in Brussels, Belgium. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty… »7/21/13 5:00pm7/21/13 5:00pm

Important Questions Answered: Is Belgium Still the Chocolate Capital of the World?

It turns out, great chocolatiers aren't banished to Belgium any longer, they're popping up all over! It's making chocolate more of an International game, and I do not hate the player and I do not hate the game. The more chocolate competition, the better for us all and our ever-growing sexxxy rear ends. »12/31/12 10:50am12/31/12 10:50am

Brussels Imposes a Foul Language Fine to Protect Its Delicate Waffles

Brussels, a city known for its chocolates, mussels, frites, Jean-Claude Van Dammes, waffles and a diminutive statue engaged in a never-ending public pee-pee exhibition, has recently instituted a "no naughty words" policy that carries a fine of up to 250 euros for people who take their unwholesome grouchiness out into… »9/04/12 11:55pm9/04/12 11:55pm