Are Non-Athletes Incapable Of Appreciating The Olympics? No. Are You A…

"I am the most annoying person to watch the Olympics with. I'm a condescending former elite athlete who loathes the armchair fan. I love sports. I love athletes. I hate fans." So begins Jennifer Sey's defiant confession, " The Beast" » 8/14/08 6:00pm 8/14/08 6:00pm on . Basically, as a former athlete, Sey can't stand being around laymen who don't…

Bjork Feels Bad For China; Hair Dye Equals Death

• Bjork feels sorry for China. You know, over all that Tibet stuff. • Italian porn star runs for office, promises to create "cute" red light district. • H.S. teacher resigns after being outed as madam. • Macho, alcoholic men have trouble dealing with serious injuries. • Gabrielle Union sues Craigslist pranksters over… » 4/11/08 5:20pm 4/11/08 5:20pm

Who Are All These China Haters And Where Did They Learn All Their Death…

So...China. Like, oy, right? Yesterday San Francisco rained on the protesters' plan to rain on the Olympic torch relay, but so many questions remain. Where did all these angry Crouching Tiger bridge scaling people come from? Isn't Tibet a kind of nineties cause? Are the protesters just holdovers from the anti-WTO… » 4/10/08 10:00am 4/10/08 10:00am

"Plump But Not Fat" For China Looks Kinda Ana To Us

In preparation for the Olympics, the Chinese government is hiring female college students to serve as "ambassadors" from each of its major cities. Would you believe appearance is apparently factoring into the hiring decisions? And it's gotten competitive: in an effort to make sure its city is remembered for the most… » 2/28/08 5:40pm 2/28/08 5:40pm