Brewer Behind 'Mouth Raper' Beer Denies Any Involvement

Hop Valley, the brewer behind a beer either offhandedly or deliberately named "Mouth Raper" (depending on who you believe) responded to a recent Jezebel article on the issue, denying the beer in question was ever called that. However, a current employee of the brewer disputes their claim. » 1/20/14 2:50pm 1/20/14 2:50pm

The Best Non-Alcoholic Beer

Non-alcoholic beers take a lot of flack, and rightly so. The great majority of them taste like swampwater (and give you less of a buzz). But are any of them actually good? We tried 14 different non-alcoholic beers to find out. And the answer is a definitive yes. » 9/13/13 5:39pm 9/13/13 5:39pm

Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail

A University of Virginia student had just bought some bottled water, cookie dough and ice cream for a sorority fundraiser when a group of people in plainclothes approached her car. One person jumped on her hood, another pulled a gun on her, and the student, logically, began trying to drive her car as fast as she could… » 6/30/13 1:31pm 6/30/13 1:31pm

This Beer Smells and Tastes Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup

You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently exploded (all over your face in an array of tasty flavors), and Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter combines chocolate and peanut butter with booze and is it legal to marry a beer now? » 6/27/13 11:45am 6/27/13 11:45am

‘Buddy Cup’ Turns Friendly Toast Into Excellent Stalking Opportunity

When technology falls into the wrong hands, the results can be disastrous, like the Sith getting their skeletal hands all over the Death Star blueprints, or monkeys figuring out how to use firearms (trust me, it will happen). Much like a bemused monkey turning a handgun between its prehensile fingers, Budweiser Brazil … » 5/01/13 10:25am 5/01/13 10:25am

Love Girl Scout Cookies and Being Drunk? Get Up on This Cookie Beer

Girl Scout Season officially came to an end on Sunday — there, there. It's gonna be OK, because we've got word of something even better — Girl Scout Cookie-inspired beers! Finally, we can feel guilty about finishing off an entire keg of Thin Mint beer while watching Burning Love! Evening plans, done and doner. » 3/18/13 11:15pm 3/18/13 11:15pm

Molson Suggests That Guys Go on ‘Guyets’ If They Want to Lose Weight…

Low-calorie beer commercials, like that Michelob Ultra one in which two fit co-workers perform a sexual rollerblade tango thanks to the low-cal beer that they've evidently been drinking AT WORK, can be a bit heavy-handed when they're trying to reach their target audience — people who want to drink beer, but not too… » 2/03/13 5:15pm 2/03/13 5:15pm