So much for the punk rock Lego movie message of not following the instructions: In a recent edition of the Lego Club mag, the company ran a spread featuring beauty tips for five year olds, establishing for girls who've not yet learned to read that the only good face shape is oval. Et tu, Brute?
An old advertisement reveals a quick and easy way to cut your own bangs: with scotch tape! The instructions appear easy enough: "Fix fringe to forehead with scotch tape and cut across top of tape. Fringe cuts straight, hair trimmings stick to tape — won't fall in eyes."