Holy Shit, The Revenant Looks Amazing

Any way you slice it, it really does seem like a bold move to be making a balls-out Western revenge fantasy starring a cast nearly completely made up of white men in the year 2015. Whatever! The trailer for this movie, directed by recent Oscar winner Alejandro González Iñárritu, absolutely blew me away. Take a look…
Bear Eats Everything in Bakery Except One Terrible Pie
A Coloradan bear broke into a bakery, ate 24 cherry pies, 14 apple pies, several bags of cocoa and one bag of sugar. In other words, this bear is living its truth and I respect the hell out of it.
Protesters Want 'World's Saddest Polar Bear' Moved From Argentina Zoo
Arturo, the only remaining polar bear in the Mendoza Zoo outside of Buenos Aires, has been dubbed the "world's saddest polar bear" by animal rights activists, and for good reason. (If there is a sadder polar bear out there, then I'm pretty sure that we have no way of being sure that our earth isn't a terrible…
Government Shutdown Might Kill An Adorable Panda... Cam
One potential casualty of the looming (constitutionally mandated that I use the word "looming" in reference to government shutdown- Article 12, Section 6, HISTORY: LEARN IT) government shutdown isn't the jobs of hundreds of thousands of federal employees or even my sanity, after having to listen to the yammering of…

