Men Like Women Best When They Listen Listen Listen

According to new research that confirms that many men are actually less well-muscled versions of Disney's Gaston, men find women most sexually attractive when we're listening to them talk. Coincidentally, those findings were released during the same week that one prominent female blogger publicly urged people to stop… » 7/30/14 2:30pm 7/30/14 2:30pm

Who Cares If Bobby Riggs Let Billie Jean King Win?

The Battle of the Sexes, the 1973 exhibition tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs that King won, while emotional and historically significant, was, at face value, a shitty moment in women's history. In simply winning that match, King didn't prove anything except that women have to do dumb things to… » 8/27/13 5:30pm 8/27/13 5:30pm

Fox News Troll Returns With a Breathtaking Sequel to the 'War on Men'

Suzanne Venker, she of the insipid Fox News "War on Men" op-ed, is back with some sage advice on "surrendering to your femininity." Is this a Samantha Brick-type deal where she's obviously trolling and we shouldn't be paying her any further attention? Almost definitely. (Also, she admits that she's trying to sell her… » 12/07/12 4:30pm 12/07/12 4:30pm

Awesome Eighth Grader Wants to Know: Where's My Little Brother's Gender…

The Easy-Bake Oven was invented by the late 60s by Ronald Howes, who was inspired by the small machines used to deliciously roast delicious chestnuts in New York City. I don't know if this purplespolosion of plastic crap was what Mr. Howes had in mind when he created the original micro hornito (what my… » 12/03/12 9:15pm 12/03/12 9:15pm

Arming Yourself for the War on Men You Didn't Even Know You Were…

The gig's up, ladies — Suzanne Venker, niece of doddering antifeminist icon Phyllis Schlafly (Proposed official logo of antifeminism: "WE CAN'T DO IT!" emblazoned across a picture of Schlafly holding a Math book upside down), finally had the courage to tell the world the truth about What's Really Going On: a war on… » 11/26/12 11:50am 11/26/12 11:50am

Attention, Ladies: You Better Shave or Really Charming Men Won't Fuck…

Ladies, throw out your Lady Bic shavers and get ready to Yeti because it's No Shave November! Also known as Movember, the yearly event encourages people to grow out their hair to raise awareness about prostate cancer. Did I say people? Sorry, I meant men, because you see, the no shaving part, that's not for women,… » 11/05/12 10:50am 11/05/12 10:50am

No One Knows Who the Hell Is in Charge Anymore

Did you hear? Men are over. No, wait. Women are over. Women never began. Men are in now all boys. Women are banding together to keep boys down. Women are glitter-obsessed little girls. Scratch that. They're confident business bosses being pressed under the glass ceiling and pinned down like insect specimens. Forget… » 10/01/12 11:40am 10/01/12 11:40am

Women's Ten Biggest Complaints About Men's Ten Biggest Complaints About…

Hey, women. Were you wondering how you could be less of a terrible bitch so that someone will finally love you? Well, don't fret—the brain trust over at eHarmony has come up with a list of the top ten shittiest things about you, compiled by one "Grant Langston, Sr Director, Content." Because if there's one thing I… » 6/29/12 4:00pm 6/29/12 4:00pm

Science Proves Women Over 30 are Better than Everybody

A survey involving 60,000 volunteers from 200 countries has found that overall, women tend to be more moral creatures than men, and that morality starts to tick upward once women hit 30. So, women in your thirties and older, feel free to take a break from feeling pressured to marry and reproduce and be perfect at your… » 4/16/12 3:20pm 4/16/12 3:20pm

Co-Ed Movie Watching Will Only End in Tears

According to a new study that involved all 2,000 attendees at the International Stereotype Convention, men and women both prefer crappy movies, but they prefer different types of crappy movies. Because our preferences are so crappily different, men and women should never watch films together, lest they get cranky or… » 7/19/11 9:20pm 7/19/11 9:20pm

So-Called "First International Antifeminism Meeting" Held In Switzerland

An antifeminist group called Interessengemeinschaft Antifeminismus (translation: "Antifeminist Goofballs") hosted a get-together in Switzerland for men's rights activists to network and "make [their] concerns known to the public." And what are their concerns, exactly? That evil feminism is oppressing men. » 11/06/10 12:50pm 11/06/10 12:50pm