Aaron Carter Calls Hilary Duff 'the Love of My Life,' Wants Her Back

Today in 14-year-old F-list celebrity gossip updates, Aaron Carter is still pining for his long-lost love Hilary Duff. In fact, he says he's a "douche" for losing her and will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back. In conclusion, he adds, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO AARON CARTER OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD… »3/06/14 8:00pm3/06/14 8:00pm

Bat Kid's Make-a-Wish Day Gets the Movie Trailer Gotham Deserves

Last week the city of San Francisco transformed into Gotham City for a child whose request to the Make-A-Wish foundation was to be Batman. The world followed along on Twitter as 5-year-old Miles, AKA Bat Kid rescued a "damsel in distress," apprehended The Riddler, and made his way to AT&T field where he saved the… »11/21/13 3:30pm11/21/13 3:30pm

Your Evening Happy Cry: The Batkid Fills Your Heart With Even MORE Joy

I didn't know I could cry more about this, but it's possible. There is no end to my tear reserves when it comes to Batkid. I might sob forever. (I'll keep you posted throughout the evening, and if I'm not done by my final post, feel free to call in an army of sloths with deeply discounted Halloween candy to rescue… »11/17/13 8:36pm11/17/13 8:36pm

Bat Kid Cancer Patient Will Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes

Huge crowds gathered in San Francisco today to cheer on Bat Kid, aka Miles, a 5-year-old who is battling cancer, saving Gotham City, and making it rain all over the entire internet's face. Don't believe me? Try to get through all these pictures of the pint-sized crime fighter without breaking down a tiny bit. I'm not… »11/15/13 3:20pm11/15/13 3:20pm