What Women Are Actually Doing in the Bathroom
It's an old cliché, but one that persists. Why do women take so long in the bathroom?
Deer Lovingly Bathes a Lemur with Saliva and Friendship
Deers and lemurs love each other, or at least this deer and this lemur love each other. Either that or they met on craigslist after the deer posted the following ad: "Looking to lick a lemur. No recip. necessary. Just want to lick a lemur. With my tongue. I'm in decent shape, so I expected my lemur of choice to be…
Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Takes Baths in the Tub With Her Kids
Just when it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow has said all of the ridiculous, pretentious things that could ever be said, she does another magazine interview and the fountain of delight fills up yet again. Lucky for us, she's given us myriad morsels of insight in this month's Harper's Bazaar. Foremost among them, she takes…
You Don't Need Soap to Shower, Silly
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During the winter, it's easy to find excuses to stay inside and avoid adult responsibilities. It's cold. There's snow all over, and it's covered with miniature ice canyons made of the neighbor's dog's pee. But sometimes putting off errands can lead to desperate situations, like realizing after turning the shower on…
The Iron-Fisted Tyranny Of The 'Bikini Body'
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One brave woman strikes a blow against the most absurd phrase of our time: "The bikini body is not supposed to be naturally occurring...it is a quasi-religious state of myth and artifice to which only the truly virtuous can aspire:"
Adorable Orangutan Is An Amazing Swimmer
Orangutans in a bathtub are pretty cute, but what's really amazing about this video is underwater footage of orangutan Suyia's swimming skills. Watch for Suyia's incredibly bendy arms — and the moment when the ape gets a little handsy. [YouTube]