Deer Lovingly Bathes a Lemur with Saliva and Friendship

Deers and lemurs love each other, or at least this deer and this lemur love each other. Either that or they met on craigslist after the deer posted the following ad: "Looking to lick a lemur. No recip. necessary. Just want to lick a lemur. With my tongue. I'm in decent shape, so I expected my lemur of choice to be… » 8/22/12 9:45pm 8/22/12 9:45pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Takes Baths in the Tub With Her Kids

Just when it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow has said all of the ridiculous, pretentious things that could ever be said, she does another magazine interview and the fountain of delight fills up yet again. Lucky for us, she's given us myriad morsels of insight in this month's Harper's Bazaar. Foremost among them, she takes… » 2/01/12 8:00pm 2/01/12 8:00pm

You Don't Need Soap to Shower, Silly

During the winter, it's easy to find excuses to stay inside and avoid adult responsibilities. It's cold. There's snow all over, and it's covered with miniature ice canyons made of the neighbor's dog's pee. But sometimes putting off errands can lead to desperate situations, like realizing after turning the shower on… » 1/23/12 6:00pm 1/23/12 6:00pm