Show Your March Madness Team Spirit With a Well-Timed Vasectomy

March Madness is upon us, which means many basketball fans are about to disappear for two weeks and return, blinking at the unfamiliar sunlight, only when a winner is crowned. So many men are apparently taking this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone, by scheduling their vasectomies. » 3/17/14 11:05am 3/17/14 11:05am

North Korea Pitchman Dennis Rodman Checks Into Rehab

Clutching a badly frayed passport and a Nike duffel, former rebounding legend and Michael Jordan acquaintance Dennis Rodman entered a rehab facility in New Jersey. The trip to rehab comes after the latest of Rodman's slumber parties with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un and an ugly meltdown in front of CNN reporter » 1/19/14 11:30am 1/19/14 11:30am

Nightmare NCAA Basketball Coach Fired Over ‘No Fat Sluts’ Rule

Last month, Oakland University head women's basketball coach Beckie Francis was mysteriously fired after several years of leading what — from the outside, at least — seemed like a successful collegiate sports program. Now, more than a dozen former players have come forward to reveal that behind the scenes, Francis was… » 7/22/13 11:40am 7/22/13 11:40am

Rihanna and This Dead-Eyed Child Commiserate About Boredom

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 04: Rihanna attends the game between the Brooklyn Nets and the Chicago Bulls during Game Seven of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals of the 2013 NBA Playoffs on May 4, 2013 at the Barclays Center in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The Chicago Bulls defeated the Brooklyn Nets 99-93.(Photo by… » 5/05/13 9:45pm 5/05/13 9:45pm

Top WNBA Pick Brittney Griner Talks About Being ‘Out’ in Pro Sports

Brittney Griner, the former basketball standout at Baylor who on Tuesday saw her amazing basketball skills validated when the Chicago Sky chose her first overall in the WNBA draft, sat down with Sports Illustrated’s Maggie Gray recently to discuss, among things like becoming super-famous and making armfuls of… » 4/18/13 11:15pm 4/18/13 11:15pm

Baylor University Baller Brittney Griner Might Get a Shot at the NBA,…

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban caused a bit of a stir on Tuesday night when he said that he had "no problem whatsoever" with allowing Baylor University centre and women's college basketball's all-time leading shot-blocker Brittney Griner a chance to try out for a spot on Dallas' summer league team. » 4/04/13 1:05pm 4/04/13 1:05pm

The Next Time Someone Says You Throw Like a Girl, Show Them This

Here's Anna Olson of Lewis-Palmer High School in Colorado pulling off what many are calling an impossible throw from three-quarters court. If they didn't end the game and declare a winner right then, that is just not right. In fact, they should've just ended the entire season and named Anna Olson the winning team in… » 2/11/13 9:15pm 2/11/13 9:15pm

Pat Summit, Winningest NCAA Basketball Coach of All Time, Possibly…

Pat Summitt, the most victorious NCAA basketball coach of all time, said in an affidavit today that she was forced into retirement after being diagnosed with early-onset dementia. What's interesting is that it previously appeared she'd left the team of her own free will and on good terms — but according to Huffington… » 10/04/12 11:05pm 10/04/12 11:05pm

The Bikini Basketball League Is Nigh Upon Us

Since everyone thinks that the Lingerie Football League is such a wonderful, respectful, modern, spectacle, which is neither degrading, nor at all reminiscent of a gladiatorial sport Commodus would introduce to distract Romans from his wacky hijinks, America is getting the significantly more alliterative Bikini… » 9/28/12 9:45am 9/28/12 9:45am

Diverse Vaginas and the Joy of Submission: We Read the Gross Book…

A former girls varsity basketball coach and guidance counselor has been put on paid administrative leave for writing a book called It's Her Fault, which is basically a less cohesive version of The Game, ostensibly for women but filled with ramblings on the vaginas of the world and how to prey on women with low… » 9/04/12 3:40pm 9/04/12 3:40pm

POTUS Embarrassingly Brags About Joe Biden’s Granddaughter Maisy to…

Parents and grandparents usually embellish the achievements of their children or grandchildren in a misguided effort to reassure themselves that they've done an okay job making sure that the next generation can competently manage, or at least participate in, the world. Glowing praise, however, can make kids… » 8/10/12 9:30am 8/10/12 9:30am

Olympics Fans Close to Winning Gold Medal in Racism

When they're not criticizing Gabby Douglas's hair or wondering why all North Koreans look alike, the folks watching the Olympic Games are just innocuously rooting for their home team, right? Wrong: There's more racism afoot! » 8/03/12 12:25pm 8/03/12 12:25pm