Yes, that headline is grammatically incorrect and no, that's not our fault. A tipster spotted this chalkboard at the bar Draft Barn in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, one of three Draft Barn locations in the New York area, clearly the best of the three. Read… 9/06/13 3:15pm 9/06/13 3:15pm

If you aren't already aware, bars in Wisconsin are a special breed of cheese curds and bizarre tradition. In a state with one bar for every 240 residents in one county, there's pretty much a watering hole for everyone, whether you're a burly biker with beef jerky breath or a soccer mom who likes to take shotskis on… Read… 5/20/13 5:00pm 5/20/13 5:00pm

Tending bar pretty much anywhere is an endurance exercise in patience, but, according to the New York Times's resident barkeep Rosie Schaap, women in New York sometimes still have to deal with the assholiest assholes in all the world — men, who, apparently incredulous that the person pouring their pretentious glass of… Read… 10/14/12 11:30am 10/14/12 11:30am

Self-diddling ladies, rejoice. Finally, there exists a bar that caters to your unique interests, something you didn't even know you needed — a tavern where the walls are lined with dildos rather than liquor bottles and ladies are free to gather and discuss how they like touching their own clitorises. Guess which… Read… 10/01/12 1:15pm 10/01/12 1:15pm

For a trendpiece on how social media is killing the college bar, the New York Times headed upstate to prep Bacchanalia Cornell University to get some juicy quotes from bros and bro-ettes just trying to enjoy a fishbowl full of vodka in peace before heading back to a fraternity house for some sex. And while the piece… Read… 9/27/12 11:10am 9/27/12 11:10am

One of the most popular sports in the Summer Olympic Games is women's gymnastics, with a huge part of the appeal for many being that the top athletes are usually very, very young — women must be at least 16 years old to compete, but those just a little bit older often don't receive the the same amount of accolades and … Read… 7/24/12 11:10am 7/24/12 11:10am

After years of being accused of being a prematurely elderly misanthrope who hates fun and wouldn't dream of rocking/rolling all night and partying ev-er-y day, your endless complaining about the volume of the inside of bars has finally been vindicated. Turns out, it is much too noisy in bars — so noisy, in fact, that… Read… 7/20/12 6:30pm 7/20/12 6:30pm

Taking a pregnancy test can be a nerve-wracking, stomach-churning, mindfucking experience. As such, the best way for a lady to calm her Am I Pregnant? jitters is to head on down to her local pub, knock back a few girly drinks, and then, when she's just about three sheets to the wind, head to the restroom, where she can … Read… 7/19/12 7:15pm 7/19/12 7:15pm

You know how when you drink a lot, your skin looks sort of sallow and mottled in the morning? Yeah, well, one bar offers cocktails that supposedly have the opposite effect. Skintoxicating! Read… 5/12/11 4:25pm 5/12/11 4:25pm

A woman was kicked out of an Illinois bar last week, where she was celebrating with her girlfriends. Her crime: pregnancy. Read… 1/13/11 12:02pm 1/13/11 12:02pm

We're more than aware that jerks exist in every corner of the Internet. Yet when they turn to Yelp, they're so darn entertaining. After the jump, our six favorite kinds of hostile (and occasionally friendly) Yelp reviewer. Read… 8/31/10 3:35pm 8/31/10 3:35pm

Men have long wondered what women do in public restrooms (besides the obvious). Sure, we gossip — but that's not all that happens in these feminine lairs. Read… 7/07/10 5:24pm 7/07/10 5:24pm

Thanks to the reader who sent pictures of the advertising easel sitting outside Williamsburg, Brooklyn's "Subway" bar promoting $5 drink specials...and, it seems, sexual assault. The "Cum On In": an especially disgusting touch. [Woman Of Steele] Discuss… 5/15/10 5:50pm 5/15/10 5:50pm

Ladies in the UK, take note: "Booze guzzling women could be the unlikely saviors of pubs," proclaims The Sun. Except for this chick, who's been banned from every bar in the country, according to the Daily Mail. Bravo! Discuss… 4/15/10 3:30pm 4/15/10 3:30pm

"No matter what breeders might think, bars are not family-friendly. If I am out drinking and sobbing about a bad breakup, I don't want my cries to compete with those of an infant sitting next to me." [NYT City Room] Discuss… 1/15/10 3:30pm 1/15/10 3:30pm

Women and alcohol? Horrors! Cock-tale of woe, straight-up. Read… 4/27/09 2:40pm 4/27/09 2:40pm

What a weekend for Jezebels! For those of you on the West Coast there's a meetup in Seattle tonight at 7 p.m. at Nite Lite Restaurant on 1926 Second Avenue. Readers should meet at the room with the smaller bar and pool table. There's also a gathering in New York City tonight at Common Ground on Avenue A and East 13th… Discuss… 7/11/08 4:30pm 7/11/08 4:30pm

In ancient, pre-historic times, humans most likely gathered around a lake or pond to hydrate… and say things like, "Come here often?" The watering hole has always been a part of the mating ritual, and today's "bar scene" is no exception. Men's Health has a "bartender's guide to happy-hour hookups," in which the author, Chris … Read… 7/09/08 10:30am 7/09/08 10:30am

Attention D.C.-based Jezebels! Megan will be hosting a commenter meet-up tonight at the Wonderland Ballroom (1101 Kenyon St, NW by the Columbia Heights Metro Station) at 6:30 until drunkenness. Come join D.C.'s unofficial curators of the Den of Iniquity, Vagina Salon for drinks and beaver-related hilarity. If you want… Discuss… 7/08/08 1:45pm 7/08/08 1:45pm

Attention New York City Jezebels! There is a meet-up tonight in Brooklyn; go meet, mingle, and get your party on. It is taking place at 10 p.m. at a bar called Ceol at 191 Smith street in the Boreum Hill/Cobble Hill area. Have fun! Discuss… 6/27/08 5:30pm 6/27/08 5:30pm

The Observer's Nicole Brydson recently attempted a social experiment. She went to a bar. On a Saturday night. Alone! To see if she could strike up a friendship or maybe even a fling. She even wore a frilly dress! "While advising me about my love life, my mother always likes to tell stories about her youthful evenings… Read… 5/15/08 4:30pm 5/15/08 4:30pm