It's Ashton Kutcher's World, We Just Live In It

  • Ashton Kutcher punked the paparazzi, and all of us: That shaman Paris Hilton was hanging out with — who turned out to be an actor — was part of a stunt for Kutcher's new show, Pop Ficton. The prank show targets paparazzi and gullible media outlets. Now lots of crazy stories (like the one about hepatitis at the…
» 3/07/08 9:00am 3/07/08 9:00am

Britney Spears Working Hard To Restore Image As The "Naughty" Spears…

  • It was a Britney Christmas: She drove around aimlessly, occasionally pausing to assault members of the paparazzi, before settling down to maybe have sex with a member of the paparazzi. This transpired at the Peninsula Hotel. (Her house was "too messy," she claimed. We believe her!) She made a 1 a.m. trip to Rite Aid to …
» 12/26/07 9:00am 12/26/07 9:00am

Britney's Trainwreck Is Like The Neverending Story

  • Earlier this week, Britney Spears crashed her black Mercedes into a parked station wagon in L.A. and then told the paparazzi, "I'm a brainiac!" We're not sure if the pop star left a note. Additionally, Britney's head is being Photoshopped onto someone else's body in the marketing campaign of her new fragrance, since…
» 8/08/07 9:00am 8/08/07 9:00am