Attention Fellow Fatties: Halloween Candy is Now Seventy-Five Percent…

What's up, my brothers and sisters in fat arms! Apparently Halloween candy is a super steal at Duane Reade so if you live near one, I really hope you didn't read past the headline. In fact, if you're still reading, I hate you, go away. Candy and bargain are honestly my two favorite words, and together? Excuse my… » 11/04/12 10:15pm 11/04/12 10:15pm

Black Friday: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death In Early Morning…

An overnight stock clerk trying to hold back the 5 a.m. masses at a Long Island Wal-Mart was knocked down and trampled to death this morning, reports the NY Daily News. Says a coworker, "He was bum-rushed by 200 people...They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down… » 11/28/08 1:00pm 11/28/08 1:00pm