Barbara Walters Pisses Off Everyone During Hunger Games Screening
Barbara Walters attended a screening of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire last night where she pissed off the rest of the audience because she was "screaming" questions at the four assistants she brought, repeatedly asking, "Who's that?" and "What's going on?"
Rumors Indicate that Katie Couric Could Join The View
Season two of Katie Couric's Katie has just started, but however long it will be on air is anyone's guess. Barbara Walters is slowly fading into that good night on The View, despite her original
Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest
Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this.
Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Final Appearance on The View
Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox
Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore
Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually, considering…
Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever
Even when you have the most laissez-faire, No Curfew, "You're-Going-To-Drink-So-Drink-In-The-House-Here's-Some-Patron" liberal Hollywood parents ever, you still want to fly the parental coop. Case in point: For Jaden Smith's 15th birthday this July, he asked Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if they'd sign the papers to…
NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of Barbara Walters as a Playboy Bunny
Gloria Steinem famously went undercover as a Playboy Bunny in 1963 for her exposé "I Was A Playboy Bunny", but did you know that Barbara Walters donned the Bunny suit a year earlier for a segment on NBC?
Beyoncé Pregnant With Beybey No. 2 Because the Rumor Mill Says So
Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? Is Beyoncé pregnant? — The sound and the fury of the Internet, signifying nothing except not minding its own beeswax. (Also, I bet Beyoncé's not pregnant.)
Barbara Walters Announces That She Is Not Retiring
After a week of speculation
Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer…
According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so I'm …
Barbara Walters to Announce Retirement?
Barbara Walters is reportedly ready to close the curtain on her 52-year career in broadcasting with a retirement announcement. It's not that surprising, considering all the cast change-ups going on with The View. Oh and because she's 83 fucking years old.
Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…
Jada Pinkett Smith Pissed Off About Media Bullying Rihanna, Taylor…
Ahem. Jada Pinkett Smith, one of the premiere Awesome Moms
Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.
Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:
Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real
Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate
Miley Cyrus Is Best Fucking Friends With Katy Perry and She Fucking…
Little Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the latest Cosmo, and she has some fucking things she would like to tell you about, man!!! Mainly she has some info on what it's like to take all the fucks in the world and throw them into the sea and then never think about giving any fucks ever again. (Except for the fucks she's…
Jennifer Lawrence Denounces Unflattering Paparazzi Pic: 'That's Not My…
Like that candy corn in the crack of your sofa cushions, the movie Cool Runnings or the actor Michael Caine, this is slightly old and yet important: When Jennifer Lawrence sat down with David Letterman Thursday, he procured a paparazzi photo of her in a bikini so that she could "answer" for her saggy butt. JLaw…
Barbara Walters Hospitalized After Falling and Cutting Her Forehead
Not to alarm you this fine Sunday afternoon, but Politico has reported that Barbara Walters took quite a nasty spill Saturday night during a visit to the British Ambassador's office. The 83-year-old Walters fell down a step and cut her forehead, according to ABC, and has been hospitalized. Jeffrey W. Schneider,…
Mariah Carey Throws Major Shade at Nicki Minaj During Barbara Walters…
Mimi was very Mimi last night for her Nightline interview with "good friend"
Fashion-Conscious Killer Plotted to Strangle Justin Bieber with a…
Today in uncomfortable-slantymouth news ( :-\ ), convicted murderer/hardcore Belieber Dana Martin allegedly recruited a fellow inmate to (I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT TYPING THIS) murder Justin Bieber and his bodyguard and then castrate them with pruning shears.
Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital
K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know…
Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender
Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word "boob" on them: "I thought it was saying 'Boo Boo,'' and so I was like, 'Whoa, does that mean there's Honey Boo Boo?' So I started craning my neck and I saw a little girl,…
Who Will Be Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating Person?
Barbara Walters has revealed some of the names on her 2012 Ten Most Fascinating People list. As is the usual, these folks are not necessarily technically fascinating — just zeitgeisty, popular, noteworthy, current. This year, that includes Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas; the tiny British tea cakes of One Direction;…
Emaciated Matthew McConaughey Is Dreaming of a Very Specific…
So, obviously we all know that Matthew McConaughey has been majorly slimming down this season to achieve the ultimate bikini bod!!!!! physique of a dying AIDS patient. But once shooting is done, McConaughey says, he has a MAJOR CHEESEBURGER OPERATION in the works.
Enraged Shoppers Demand that Macy's Fire Donald Trump for Being a…
More than 400,000 people have signed an online petition demanding that Macy's fire human ocarina Donald Trump from their ad campaign and remove his merchandise from their stores. Signers object to Trump's obsession with the "racially charged birther conspiracy" and his frequent calls for overthrow of the democratically…
Adele Doesn't Care About Her Weight and Probably Has Better Sex Than You
While Adele is OK with her weight, occasionally the Internet is not. "I read a comment on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies' — but I've always been fine with it. I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't." Shit, yes. You can't help but wonder what Adele's…
