Canadian Bar Sells Cups with Lids to Curb Roofied Drinks

A bar in Saskatchewan right across the border from North Dakota has taken it upon itself to keep an eye out for it's female patrons by offering drinking cups with screw-on lids. The hard plastic cup is selling for five dollars, and is being sold as a way to prevent spiked drinks. CBC reports that the bar's… » 5/31/14 5:41pm 5/31/14 5:41pm

The More You Drink, The Sexier You Feel (And the Worse You Look)

Want to feel more attractive? A new study says that a surefire way to boost your confidence is to knock back an alcoholic beverage. No, it was not conducted by scientists at No Shit University, it was done by actual psychologists in France who discovered something else that's even more interesting: It turns out you… » 4/04/12 9:15pm 4/04/12 9:15pm

How Many Breakfasts Can One Person Be Expected to Eat?

Remember back in the good old days when breakfast was a proper meal eaten around a kitchen table adorned with a pitcher brimming with OJ and a vase full of fresh flowers? Sausage links glistened under the rays of sunlight that streamed in, and butter was smeared all over pancakes without fear of clogging one's… » 2/29/12 11:00am 2/29/12 11:00am

Baby Formula: The Next Frontier in Arsenic's Battle to Exterminate Us

We already knew that rice was trying to kill us with its deadly arsenic, but now the situation is looking even more dire. A new study done at Dartmouth has found that organic brown rice syrup—a sweetener which you may recognize from any number of organic snacks—is also a source of arsenic. This isn't that surprising,… » 2/16/12 11:55pm 2/16/12 11:55pm

Soon You'll Be Able to Get Wasted at Starbucks

As if their complete control over your morning addiction wasn't enough, Starbucks has now announced it's going to start selling booze at some of its cafes during the evening. Oh, this is going to be good—you'll be able to get hammered at night and then sober up on a venti caramel macchiato the next morning. (Or if… » 1/23/12 9:00pm 1/23/12 9:00pm

"I Kissed A Girl" Is Beloved By Babies • Over-30 Broads Barred From Bar

According to a recent poll, Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" is the third most popular song among UK moms who sing to their children. • Ill-fitting bras can not only lead to backaches, but headaches and indigestion. • The University College London has created an online test designed to test how much an individual is at… » 12/02/08 5:20pm 12/02/08 5:20pm

Cow Suit-Wearing Woman Scares Wee Ones • Man Paints Nude Palin Portrait…

• A 32-year-old woman from Ohio has been given one month » 9/30/08 5:20pm 9/30/08 5:20pm in jail for disorderly conduct after she chased children and urinated around a neighborhood while wearing a cow costume last weekend. • how to make a dollhouse out of a gourd! • Some students at the University of Manchester are angry that the Student Union…

Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Kate Moss... And Were…

  • Kate Moss gives rare interview, reveals herself to be infantile. "I am still acting like a 17-year-old," she says defiantly. "I definitely haven't become middle-aged."' [The Mirror]
  • Other revelations? "I like making money." [The Sun]
  • Okay, that was edited a little unfairly. "But I don't call people up every day to see…
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