Even though the title of sexiest banker was given out long ago (Meredith Whitney, duh), some who work in finance remain unsatisfied, I guess. What other possible explanation would there be for a banking career website to sponsor a "sexiest banker poll" and invite users to vote? And what deep, all-consuming sadness…

Are recession-era women looking for a firefighter to carry them out of the burning building of the current economy and into the safety of stay-at-home life? That's what some people are taking from a new poll.

• A Canadian judge has ruled against a man who sued Air Transat after a flight attendant refused to examine his balls. The unhappy passenger was bleeding, but the (male) attendant opted not to look at his junk. •

[Chicago, October 27. Image via Getty]

Did the DABA girls, those banker-loving women so devastated by the recession, pull a fast one on the New York Times? And, if so, do we dislike them more or less?

Earlier today, a group of brave young women told the New York Times that dating rich guys who were no longer so rich was very upsetting. And now they may have a book deal!.

At meetings of "Dating a Banker Anonymous," frustrated finance paramours can discuss recession era troubles — like canceled vacations and slashed Bergdorf budgets —"free from the scrutiny of feminists." Ha! Not anymore!

Surely you have heard about this guy, Jérôme Kerviel, who lost SEVEN BILLION DOLLARS of other people's money when he figured out how to make trades with French bank Société Générale's accounts without detection by his superiors? He had friends in the back office and had toiled in "the mine" — basically, glorified tech…

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Monkey Business: "i throw my poop at him too, really turns the guy on." In the words of J.D. Regent, we say: omg you dated R.Kelly too? • Worst, in response to Crap Post From A Banker: "Actually, no. I think people are hating on him because this post went up telling us to hate…