Zabu the Tiger Ignores Everyone Else, Just Doesn't Give a Fuck

This is Zabu, a white tiger with an apparent fixation on a giant red ball. On this fine Friday, Zabu is probably pushing, swatting, biting, or defecating (animals do weird things) on her favorite ball, much to the disgust of the lion who has to watch all of these antics from a frustratingly far distance. Why can’t… » 6/07/13 2:50pm 6/07/13 2:50pm

Lady Gaga Will Treat White House Staffers to Her Musical Stylings…

There's a rumor spreading around Washington D.C. faster than the latest iteration of flu: Lady Gaga will perform at Tuesday's ball for White House staffers. If you're a White House staffer, you're probably thinking to yourself, "I won't believe this, I can't believe this — life has disappointed me too many times for… » 1/19/13 4:00pm 1/19/13 4:00pm