Study Proves That Men With Shaved Heads Strike Fear Into Our Hearts, Pants

Riiiiight on the heels of the Beebz talking smack on Prince William's ever-thinning hair, a lecturer at UPenn's Wharton School of Business was inspired to study the societal effects of male head-shaving after he took a razor to his own thinning locks and noticed that people began to treat him more "deferentially."
The Campaign to Make Barbie Bald
Plenty of Barbie dolls have ended up bald after falling into the clutches of a nasty little brother, but now there's an online movement to have Mattel release a Barbie who's intentionally hairless. The hope is that the doll could make girls who've suffered hair loss due to cancer treatments, Alopecia or…
Korean Court Sensibly Rules That Calling Someone 'Bald' Isn't Defamation
A South Korean man was fined $265 for calling another man "bald" in an online chat session, after "an investigation" revealed that the victim was not bald after all. But the country's Supreme Court has now overturned the conviction, because "the word 'bald head' might have been used to insult the plaintiff, but we…
