Residents of New York City, feel free to have a meltdown: according to a study published by the University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center, it isn’t a stray mutated subway rat or a pack of bodega incense dipped in Axe that will somehow give you lung cancer. Nope, apparently its your morning bagel—or as you can now…
These are Bantams, a circular bagel bite stuffed with a variety of fillings and delivered straight to your mouth hole without worrying about lifting that heavy knife to butter the damn thing.
In 2010, Elizabeth Mort's newborn baby was taken from her and placed in foster care after she tested positive for a tiny amount of opium metabolite in her blood. It turns out, though, that the test result was a false positive caused by a poppyseed bagel she ate shortly before going into labor, which is similar to…
When a 5-year-old student at a New Jersey elementary school threw away her uneaten bagel, one enterprising teacher took matters into her own hands. Now, back in my day, the punishment for not eating your food was not getting to have any fucking food. But, clearly, this particular teacher is a special snowflake with…
With tattoos, piercings, and implants being practically passe at this point, the newest trend in body modification is "bagel head," in which a person looks as though a bagel is sitting on their forehead beneath their skin. The process uses a saline injection to form a swollen ball. A finger is then pressed into the…
In the October Vogue, fashion is functional — if that function is playing tennis while having breakfast in bed. Watch out for the OJ!
