There is a woman running for Congress named Krystal Ball. This alone might be enough to titillate reporters. But also, she once went to a Halloween party with her then-husband on a leash, a dildo on his nose. Uh oh.
While we can't publish every crap email that we receive in our inboxes, we can select some of the crappiest nuggets of crap and deliver them as a special holiday present to you.