We have a classic, practically Ralph-Lauren-level Photochop offered today for your delectation. You see, most people have waists slightly larger than their heads.

A tipster alerted us to some idiosyncratic Photoshopping in the current Macy's circular. A model appears in the same set of underwear on two different pages — but while in one shot she boasts some pretty impressive cleavage, in the other, her chest is smooth. Same bra. Same panties. Same model. Different boobs.

This looks like some weird art project about digital media and the compartmentalization/commodification of the body. The Photoshopping is so bad it looks like it should be purposefully bad, you know? Like 'Oh, I just made the shadows crazy-dark and actually cut around the hair with scissors when I was drunk because,…