Bridget Jones has emerged from the early aughts to give us Bridget Jones’s Baby, wherein our protagonist, played by Renée Zellweger, is pregnant and unsure whether McDreamy or Mr. Darcy is the father. Hilarious, right? Ugh.
Sometimes, all it takes to pass a class is to show up and turn in all of the work. An A takes a exceptional amount of effort, as does an F. It appears that The Roommate went above and beyond.
The following is a desperate plea to any curious souls who might think going to see the star-over-studded "romantic" "comedy" Valentine's Day this weekend is a decent idea. It's too late for me, but you can still save yourselves.