Starbucks Employees Will Stop Writing "Race Together" On Cups 

Starbucks announced that, beginning Sunday, it will no longer ask employees to write "Race Together" on customers' cups. But don't worry, spokesman Jim Olson insists that it's not a response to the entire world pointing out that this was an incredibly stupid idea to begin with. » 3/22/15 2:30pm 3/22/15 2:30pm

OK Hates Gay Marriage So Much It Wants to Get Rid of Straight Marriage

The Oklahoma House of Representative passed a bill Tuesday that would abolish state-issued marriage licenses. If the bill is signed into law, marriage licenses would be issued by a member of the clergy. It's intended to block gay marriages in the state, but is actually just going to turn into an enormous, delightful,… » 3/13/15 3:15pm 3/13/15 3:15pm

Hey Ladies: Charles Manson Lets Marriage License Expire

Hey girl, if murderous geriatric sociopathy is your thing (no judgment), you've still got a shot: Charles Manson and his fiancee, Afton Elaine "Star" Burton, have allowed their marriage license to lapse without getting hitched. » 2/03/15 12:10pm 2/03/15 12:10pm

Someone Wrote 'Erotica' About a Video Game Designer Getting Gang-Raped

A self-published erotica author who goes by Valeria O. has written a thinly-veiled work of fiction about Gamergate, in which a video game designer gets gang-raped by a group of men offended by her latest game. Holy shit, Valeria. Holy shit. » 12/19/14 1:00pm 12/19/14 1:00pm

Car Dealership Attempts 'Dick in a Box' Parody, Fails Spectacularly

A car dealership in Oak Lawn, Illinois has made the absolute most batshit crazy viral video and of course it's a spoof of "Dick in a Box." You will either love this video more than any other video spoof ever or you will cry to the angels to free visions of it from your brain. Enjoy! » 12/18/14 11:50am 12/18/14 11:50am

South Dakota Removes Ads Demanding Drivers Stop Jerking It

In a move that surprised many people who enjoy a good joke about masturbation, South Dakota has decided that their plan to ensure safe driving while employing puns about touching oneself all over until orgasm were ill-advised. No one knows how they even came up with the idea, but I assume some ingenious advertising… » 12/15/14 9:30pm 12/15/14 9:30pm

4Chan Is Why 'Feminist' Is Winning the TIME Poll of Words to Ban

Oh for God's sake: Time magazine is doing its annual reader poll of words and phrases that should be "banned" from the English language, and alongside worthy contenders like "disrupt" and "said no one ever," they've included the word "feminist." And because this is the Internet, guess which word is winning? » 11/12/14 1:40pm 11/12/14 1:40pm

The Giver Now Has Its Very Own Line of Tie-In Nail Polish

Tell me, when you first read The Giver back in fifth grade, did you think to yourself: "I'd really love some red nail polish inspired by this powerful work of young adult fiction!" If so, today is your lucky day. » 8/14/14 12:30pm 8/14/14 12:30pm

Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction

Reddit user throwwwwaway29 has a husband, and her husband is fed up. He is so fed up that this morning he sent her an email that contained the above spreadsheet, detailing all the times she has denied him sex over the course of the last month or so. » 7/18/14 4:13pm 7/18/14 4:13pm

Successful Street Artist Talks About How He Maybe Raped His Masseuse

A popular street artist who's rubbed elbows with Anthony Bourdain and graffitied the walls of Facebook's headquarters used his sex-talk podcast last month to describe a forceful sexual encounter with his massage therapist that sounded an awful lot like assault. » 4/18/14 4:40pm 4/18/14 4:40pm

Florida Judge Kicked Off Case Over Facebook Friend Request

An appellate court has removed a judge from a case after it was revealed she sent a Facebook friend request to a woman appearing in her court for a divorce proceeding. » 1/29/14 11:39pm 1/29/14 11:39pm

Fashion Blogger Stages Stupid Shoot in Jewish Mausoleum [Updated]

A self-described "funemployed" Los Angeles fashion blogger recently made the ill-advised decision to post a series of shots taken in a not-so-fashiony location: a Jewish mausoleum. Which she then posted on the 59th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. Because, like, totally fashion. » 1/29/14 6:00pm 1/29/14 6:00pm

Disney Announces Plans to Ruin 'The Little Mermaid'

Good news: Disney is re-releasing The Little Mermaid to theaters. But I'm going to have to stop you before you rush to the nearest bathtub to do your best impression of Ariel doing a half-pushup on a rock while a wave dramatically crashes behind her (unless I'm the only one who used to practice pretending to be Ariel… » 9/12/13 1:40pm 9/12/13 1:40pm

Beauty School Student Poses in Blackface as Kanye West for "Inspiration…

A tipster who attends cosmetology school in Ames, Iowa sent us some photos from the school's recent "Inspiration Day." One woman was apparently so inspired by Kanye West that she felt blackface was the only appropriate way to express her admiration. » 1/08/13 2:35pm 1/08/13 2:35pm