'Princeton Mom' Is Just Being Honest and Doesn't Believe in Date Rape

Marry Smart, the retrograde pile of garbage that the 'Princeton Mom' has sandwiched between two pieces of cardboard and called a book, drops today. That means Susan Patton is currently making the media rounds, questioning the notion of date rape and insisting that she is "not a provocative person." » 3/11/14 12:30pm 3/11/14 12:30pm

If Strangers Think You're Pregnant, Dear Abby Recommends Liposuction

A "successful professional woman" sick of strangers commenting on her seemingly preggers belly contacted Dear Abby to, ostensibly, ask how to deal with well-meaning idiots without being a total dick. Instead, Dear Abby told her to wear spanx or get lipo. » 6/24/13 2:45pm 6/24/13 2:45pm

College Tells Women to Avoid Rape By Peeing, Vomiting, and…

The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public Safety's website updated its "What to do if you are attacked" page this week to advise female students to pee, vomit, and bleed their way out of being rape victims. » 2/21/13 10:40am 2/21/13 10:40am

Steve Harvey Pretends to Be Totally Offended About Text Message Break…

This is what happens when a man asks, in front of an audience full of women, if it's OK to break up with a girlfriend via text message. It seems like he's actually a plant so that Steve Harvey can give his monologue. The fakery seems bad for his brand. Why should we "think like a man" if they're so thoughtless? You know? … » 11/02/12 5:20pm 11/02/12 5:20pm

Email-Checking Husband Let Off the Hook by Advice Columnist

Those of us who have grown up in the digital age and who strive to live our lives minimizing our assholery abide by a single rule: unless there are dire, life-or-death circumstances or you were explicitly instructed to do so by the person who owns the email account, for the love of all that is holy, do not fucking… » 7/17/11 2:39pm 7/17/11 2:39pm

A Porn Addiction Is A Little More Than Just An Interest

Not that anyone here is looking to get sex advice from Fox News Sexpert Yvonne Fulbright, but some people probably do so I figured someone needed to respond to her article 8 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Porn, which is actually more like "Universal Signs There Are Problems In Your Relationship" rather than an actual… » 6/10/08 3:30pm 6/10/08 3:30pm