This Hilarious Bacon Commercial Perfectly Spoofs Stupid Diamond Ads

"Cut, color, cure, consistency: These are the four factors of the Oscar Mayer original strip. When it's time for the ultimate expression of love, say it on a plate." Get rid of just a few words in that copy and you're basically listening to someone try to shill you some shiny rocks. But no, it's Oscar Mayer (via some… »6/05/13 2:20pm6/05/13 2:20pm

105-Year-Old Woman May Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon

Pearl Cantrell celebrated her 105th birthday this week. Having outlived three of her seven children as well as her husband, she's lived a long and fruitful life. Her daughter Anno says that even after a 100 years, Pearl is still very active and loves to dance. Though the Texan woman's optimistic outlook on life and… »5/08/13 2:35pm5/08/13 2:35pm

If Nutella and Bacon Were Running Against Each Other for President, Who Would You Vote For?

It's election season, American voters, and you know what that means — everything will be compared with everything else, starting, of course, with Nutella vs. bacon. Red carpet perambulators at the VMAs certainly offered their own flummoxed opinions about which food product constituted the yummier snack, but it's not… »9/09/12 11:15pm9/09/12 11:15pm

Republican Politician Offers a Heartwarming Defense of Gay Marriage

These days it feels like a miracle when you find a sane-sounding Republican willing to go against the party line, which is why this speech by Washington State Representative Maureen Walsh feels quite remarkable. Walsh, a Republican from Walla Walla, spoke yesterday in support of the marriage equality bill being… »2/09/12 9:05pm2/09/12 9:05pm