Vegas Club Suspends Promoter Who Called Women 'Whales and Hippos'

Las Vegas's Hakkasan night club has suspended the promoter responsible for a douchey series of texts with a woman who was interested in organizing a bachelorette party in which the promoter claimed he needed to screen for "whales and hippos." » 7/18/14 11:20am 7/18/14 11:20am

I Can't Wait For Your Bachelorette Party!

I'm so excited for your bachelorette party! It's going to be awesome! I can't wait to go shopping for lingerie to give you as a gift, since sexy-themed presents seem to have become obligatory at these events, whether you've been friends with the bride for years or only just kind of know her from work! » 3/26/13 2:40pm 3/26/13 2:40pm

This Is What Happens When You Get The Real Magic Mike

I don't know why this guy is so flustered. We all know that magicians — or illusionists, rather — also make excellent strippers. » 7/12/12 5:40pm 7/12/12 5:40pm

Naked Butlers Will Add Much-Needed Awkward Nudity to Your Next Social…

A South Florida service offers the perfect accessory to complete your evening of shrieking and blowing penis-shaped whistles at strangers- naked butlers. » 7/31/11 12:30pm 7/31/11 12:30pm