Frankincense always seemed like one of the lesser gifts the three wise men gave to baby Jesus—certainly not as good as gold—but new research suggests that the aromatic resin can effectively kill ovarian cancer cells. So it's not that lame after all.

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation…

If you've been looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the protester or internet-lover in your life, look no further: it's the Cop Pepper-Spraying Baby Jesus Christmas sweater! The brilliant work of artist Abbie Heppe, this beautiful sweater's design showcases Lt. John Pike—who became a famous meme (meme-ous?)…

A reader received an interesting handwritten letter from an anonymous neighbor who disapproves not only of her "harlot's lifestyle," but also her "odd looking and noticably misshapen dogs." And you can't imagine how Baby Jesus feels about all this.